The ClueFinders 5th Grade Adventures: The Secret of the Living Volcano is a computer game created by the Learning Company.
== Dialogue ==
Joni: LapTrap, scoop up the artifact and head on back.
LapTrap: (grumbling to himself) "Scoop up the artifact, LapTrap," "Fix the mini-sub, LapTrap," "Blow dry my hair, LapTrap."Sailor: Captain, a tsunami...headed right for us!
Leslie: Not salami, tsunami!
Captain: Hard to Port! Our only chance is to steer right into it!
Owen: Dude, where's my board?Leslie: By all appearances, Owen and I are sequestered in a subterranean chamber with no apparent means of egress.
LapTrap: (rolls eyes)
Owen: She means we're stuck underground somewhere.
Leslie: (grumbles) That's what I said!LapTrap: This island is creepy...or as they say in Paris "creepé."
Santiago: LapTrap, you're afraid of those mechanical sheep you dream about.Joni: That looks like an American village from the Revolutionary War era.
Santiago: But where are all the people?
LapTrap: And where are all the T.U.R.T.L.E.'s?Joni: Who are you?
Great CrypTile Thief: I'm the Great CrypTile Thief! I stole everybody's CrypTiles and buried them in my patch of dangerous trees.
Santiago: Why are you locked in the pillory?
Great CrypTile Thief: (dry) I got caught.(People are being sucked into moving holes, which giant flowers keep peeking out of)
Leslie: That is the strangest floral behavior I have ever seen...well, maybe not the strangest.(As they fall down a tube, Joni, Santiago and LapTrap scream.)
LapTrap: Wait a minute, why am I yelling? I can fly!Laptrap: Where are we?
Leslie: Where are Joni and Santiago?
Owen: I can't reach them on the radio. I hope they're okay.Joni: Wow! What is this place?
Santiago: It's looks like were in the big old specimen lab.
Joni: Hurry! This way! (Joni gasps and he saw Leslie's grandfather is imprisoned)
Santiago: C-Captain Clark?!?
Owen: Are you dudes alright?
Joni: Get us out of here!
Santiago: We're trapped in one of those containers.
Joni: Leslie, we found your grandpa. He's...
Santiago: A little tied up at the moment. You better get here quick!
Leslie: We're on our way!Tobor: Spell words to create a safe path across.
(presents them with letters from the CrypTile language)
Owen: Not that crazy language again! Don't you have anything in English?! I'm really good at English.
(letters are changed to the English alphabet)Owen: Why is it that everywhere we go we always find really large pits to cross? I've got to get a skateboard that flies.
Leslie: Can you remind me why we keep Earthling brains frozen in our biospheric chambers?
Eco: Sustenance; Earthling brains are served at the finest restaurants.
Owen: Brains? They eat human brains? You'd better watch out, Leslie; they'll want your big brain for sure!Leslie: LapTrap, interface with this computer.
LapTrap: I'd love to, but, uh, I'm having a bad shell day.
LapTrap: All right, all right. Kids! They've got no respect for their T.U.R.T.L.E.'s!
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