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Friends with Benefits is a 2011 American romantic comedy film about a young man and woman, who meet in New York City, and naively believe adding sex to their friendship will not lead to complications.

Directed by Will Gluck. Written by Will Gluck, Keith Merryman and David A. Newman.


== Dylan ==
[after he spills coffee on his pants, Dylan is asking another employee for a replacement pair] I'm your boss! Give me your pants!
I'm emotionally unavailable.


== Jamie ==
Are you trying to dig your way to China?
I have the perfect body for Photoshop. This [face] gets more angular, these [legs] get longer and this [nose] gets way more Christian.
Everybody, this is Dylan. He's from L.A. [Everybody boos him] He's the reason I can afford all this beer! [Everybody cheers him]


== Tommy ==
[repeated line] Still not gay?
A work ethic. I love it! That is why this country is still number one. Well, behind Germany and France and Belgium and Japan and China. Thank God for Bangladesh!


== Other ==
Taxi Driver: Welcome to New York! Go and fuck a dick!


== Dialogue ==
Jamie: Why don't they ever a make a movie about what happens after they kiss?
Dylan: They do, it's called porn.Dylan: Breasts.
Jamie: Really? I think they're so tiny.
Dylan: They're still breasts.
Jamie: Thank you!Dylan: I'm supposed to meet up with Jamie.
Tommy:  Who's that? That headhunter?
Dylan: Uh-huh.
Tommy: What, you guys going out now?
Dylan: No, no, no, we're just friends. We're... messing around a little bit.
Tommy: What do you mean?
Dylan: Sleeping together. But it's just sex.
Tommy: That never works, bro. She's a girl. Sex always means more to them even if they don't admit it.
Dylan: Jamie's different.
Tommy: Does she have a penis where most girls have a vagina?
Dylan: No penis.
Tommy: Then she's no different.Dylan: What do you know about women, anyway?
Tommy: Dude, I've turned down more tail than you'll ever have.
Dylan: Yeah, bro - you're gay!
Tommy: But the offers keep rolling in, naturally. Look at me! And hey, I love women. They're beautiful, majestic, mysterious, mesmerizing creatures. Smart, empathetic, far superior to men in every way. And if I had a choice, I would be with women to my dying day. But me likes cock, so I'm strickily-dickily.Police officer: This is the LAPD. You are trespassing. Get down from the sign.
Jamie: We gotta jump.
[Jamie jumps down from the sign]
Jamie: Dylan, jump!
Dylan: I'm f-frozen!
Police officer: Come on, get down! Sir, this is your last warning.
Jamie: Use the ladder!
Dylan: I have a fear of heights! Also, he-he-helicopters! They don't make sense to me!
Jamie: What do you mean you have a fear of heights? Why would you come up here?
Dylan: You called me a pu-pussy!


== Taglines ==
Friendship is a four-letter word.
Some friends come with a happy ending.


== Cast ==
Justin Timberlake – Dylan
Mila Kunis – Jamie
Patricia Clarkson – Lorna
Jenna Elfman – Annie
Bryan Greenberg – Parker
Nolan Gould – Sam
Nolan Gould – Mr. Harper
Woody Harrelson – Tommy
Emma Stone – Kayla
Andy Samberg – Quincy
Shaun White – himself


== External links ==

Official website
Friends with Benefits quotes at the Internet Movie Database
Friends with Benefits at Mojo
Friends with Benefits at Rotten Tomatoes
Friends with Benefits at Metacritic