Aristippus (c. 435 – c. 356 BCE) was the founder of the Cyrenaic school of Philosophy. He was a pupil of Socrates, but adopted a very different philosophical outlook, teaching that the goal of life was to seek pleasure by circumstances to oneself and by maintaining proper control over both adversity and prosperity
== Quotes ==
=== The Lives and Opinions of Eminent Philosophers, by Diogenes Laërtius ===
He once ordered a partridge to be bought for him at the price of fifty drachmas; and when someone blamed him:
'And would not you,'
'have bought it if it had cost an obol?'
And when he said he would:
'fifty drachmas are no more to me.'
Once when Dionysius spit at him, he put up with it; and when someone found fault with him, he said:
'Men endure being wetted by the sea in order to catch a tench, and shall not I endure to be sprinkled with wine to catch a sturgeon?'
Once Diogenes, who was washing vegetables, ridiculed him as he passed by, and said: 'If you had learnt to eat these vegetables, you would not have been a slave in the palace of a tyrant.' But Aristippus replied:
'And you, if you had known how to behave among men, would not have been washing vegetables.'
Being asked once what advantage he had derived from philosophy, he said:
'The power of associating confidently with everybody.'
When he was reproached for living extravagantly, he replied:
'If extravagance had been a fault, it would not have had a place in the festivals of the Gods.'
At another time he was asked what advantage philosophers had over other men; and he replied:
'If all the laws should be abrogated, we should still live in the same manner as we do now.'
Once when Dionysius asked him why the philosophers haunt the doors of the rich, but the rich do not frequent those of the philosophers, he said:
'Because the first know what they want, but the second do not.'
On one occasion he was reproached by Plato for living in an expensive way; and he replied:
'Does not Dionysius seem to you to be a good man?'
And as he said that he did;
'he lives in a more expensive manner than I do, so that there is no impossibility in a person’s living both expensively and well at the same time.'
He was asked once in what educated men are superior to uneducated men; and answered:
'Just as broken horses are superior to those that are unbroken.'
On another occasion he was going into the house of a courtesan, and when one of the young men who were with him blushed, he said:
'It is not the going into such a house that is bad, but the not being able to go out.'
Once a man proposed a riddle to him, and said: 'Solve it.'—
'Why, you silly fellow,'
'do you wish me to loose what gives us trouble, even while it is in bonds?'
A saying of his was,
'that it was better to be a beggar than an ignorant person; for that a beggar only wants money, but an ignorant person wants humanity.'
Once when he was abused, he was going away, and as his adversary pursued him and said: 'Why are you going away?'—
'Because,' said he, 'you have a license for speaking ill; but I have another for declining to hear ill.'
When someone said that he always saw the philosophers at the doors of the rich men, he said:
'And the physicians also are always seen at the doors of their patients; but still no one would choose for this reason to be an invalid rather than a physician.'
Once it happened that when he was sailing to Corinth, he was overtaken by a violent storm; and when somebody said: 'We common individuals are not afraid, but you philosophers are behaving like cowards;' he said:
'Very likely, for we have not both of us the same kind of souls at stake.'
Seeing a man who prided himself on the variety of his learning and accomplishments, he said:
'Those who eat most, and who take the most exercise, are not in better health than they who eat just as much as is good for them; and in the same way it is not those who know a great many things, but they who know what is useful who are valuable men.'
An orator had pleaded a cause for him and gained it, and asked him afterwards: 'Now, what good did you ever get from Socrates?'—
'that all that you have said in my behalf is true.'
Being asked by someone in what respect his son would be better if he received a careful education, he replied:
'If he gets no other good, at all events, when he is at the theatre, he will not be one stone sitting upon another.'
Once when someone brought his son to introduce to him, he demanded five hundred drachmas; and when the father said: 'Why, for such a price as that I can buy a slave.'—
'Buy him then,'
'and you will have a pair.'
On one occasion, being reproached for having employed a hired advocate in a cause that he had depending:
'when I have a dinner, I hire a cook.'
Once he was compelled by Dionysius to repeat some philosophical sentiment;
'It is an absurdity,'
'for you to learn of me how to speak, and yet to teach me when I ought to speak;'
and as Dionysius was offended at this, he placed him at the lowest end of the table; on which Aristippus said:
'You wish to make this place more respectable.'
A man was one day boasting of his skill as a diver;
'Are you not ashamed,'
'to pride yourself on your performance of the duty of a dolphin?'
On one occasion he was asked in what respect a wise man is superior to one who is not wise; and his answer was:
'Send them both naked among strangers, and you will find out.'
A man was boasting of being able to drink a great deal without being drunk; and he said:
'A mule can do the very same thing.'
When a man reproached him for living with a mistress, he said:
'Does it make any difference whether one takes a house in which many others have lived before one, or one where no one has ever lived?'
and his reprover said: 'No.'—
'Well does it make any difference whether one sails in a ship which ten thousand people have sailed before one, or whether one sails in one in which no one has ever embarked?'
—'By no means,' said the other.
'Just in the same way,'
'it makes no difference whether one lives with a woman with whom numbers have lived, or with one with whom no one has lived.'
When a person once blamed him for taking money from his pupils, after having been himself a pupil of Socrates:
'To be sure I do,'
'for Socrates too, when some friends sent their corn and wine, accepted a little and sent the rest back; for he had the chief men of the Athenians for his purveyors. But I have only Eutychides, whom I have bought with money.'
And he used to live with Lais the courtesan, as Sotion tells us in the Second Book of his Successions. Accordingly, when someone reproached him on her account, he made answer:
'I possess her, but I am not possessed by her; since the best thing is to possess pleasures without being their slave, not to be devoid of pleasures.'
When someone blamed him for the expense he was at about his food, he said:
'Would you not have bought those things yourself if they had cost three obols?'
And when the other admitted that he would;
'it is not that I am fond of pleasure, but that you are fond of money.'
On one occasion, when Simus, the steward of Dionysius, was showing him a magnificent house paved with marble (but Simus was a Phrygian, and a great toper), he hawked up a quantity of saliva and spit in his face; and when Simus was indignant at this, he said:
'I could not find a more suitable place to spit in.'
Charondas, or as some say, Phaedon, asked him once: 'Who are the people who use perfumes?'—
'wretched man that I am, and the king of the Persians is still more wretched than I; but, recollect, that as no animal is the worse for having a pleasant scent, so neither is a man; but plague take those wretches who abuse our beautiful unguents.'
On another occasion, he was asked how Socrates died; and he made answer:
'As I should wish to die myself.'
When Polyxenus, the Sophist, came to his house and beheld his women, and the costly preparation that was made for dinner, and then blamed him for all this luxury, Aristippus after a while said:
'Can you stay with me to day?'
and when Polyxenus consented:
'did you blame me? it seems that you blame not the luxury, but the expense of it.'
When his servant was once carrying some money along the road, and was oppressed by the weight of it (as Bion relates in his Dissertations), he said to him:
'Drop what is beyond your strength, and only carry what you can.'
On one occasion, when Dionysius asked him why he had come, he said to give others a share of what he had, and to receive a share of what he had not; but some report that his answer was: 'When I wanted wisdom, I went to Socrates; but now that I want money, I have come to you.' He found fault with men, because when they are at sales, they examine the articles offered very carefully, but yet they approve of men’s lives without any examination. Though some attribute this speech to Diogenes.
They say that once at a banquet, Dionysius desired all the guests to dance in purple garments; but Plato refused, saying:
'I could not wear a woman’s robe, when I was born a man, and of a manly race.'
But Aristippus took the garment, and when he was about to dance, he said very wittily:
'She who is chaste, will not corrupted be by Bacchanalian revels.'
He was once asking a favor of Dionysius for a friend, and when he could not prevail, he fell at his feet; and when someone reproached him for such conduct, he said:
'It is not I who am to blame, but Dionysius who has his ears in his feet.'
When he was staying in Asia, and was taken prisoner by Artaphernes the Satrap, someone said to him: 'Are you still cheerful and sanguine?'—
'When, you silly fellow,'
'can I have more reason to be cheerful than now when I am on the point of conversing with Artaphernes?'
On another occasion, Aristippus being asked what were the most necessary things for wellborn boys to learn, said:
'Those things which they will put in practice when they become men.'
And when someone reproached him for having come from Socrates to Dionysius, his reply was:
'I went to Socrates because I wanted instruction (παιδεῖας), and I have come to Dionysius because I want diversion (παιδιᾶς).'
As he had made money by having pupils, Socrates once said to him: 'Where did you get so much?' and he answered:
'Where you got a little.'
When his mistress said to him: 'I am in the family way by you,' he said:
'You can no more tell that, than you could tell, after you had gone through a thicket, which thorn had scratched you.'
And when someone blamed him for repudiating his son, as if he were not really his, he said:
'I know that phlegm, and I know that lice, proceed from us, but still we cast them away as useless.'
One day, when he had received some money from Dionysius, and Plato had received a book, he said to a man who jeered him:
'The fact is, money is what I want, and books what Plato wants.'
When he was asked what it was for which he was reproached by Dionysius:
'The same thing,' said he, 'for which others reproach me.'
One day he asked Dionysius for some money, who said: 'But you told me that a wise man would never be in want;'—
'Give me some,' Aristippus rejoined, 'and then we will discuss that point;'
Dionysius gave him some;
'Now then,' said he, 'you see that I do not want money.'
When Dionysius said to him;—
'For he who does frequent a tyrant’s court,
Becomes his slave, though free when first he came:'
He took him up, and replied:
'That man is but a slave who comes as free.'
He once quarrelled with Aeschines, and presently afterwards said to him:
'Shall we not make it up of our own accord, and cease this folly; but will you wait till some blockhead reconciles us over our cups?'
'With all my heart,' said Aeschines. —
'that I, who am older than you, have made the first advances.'
And Aeschines answered: 'You say well, by Juno, since you are far better than I; for I began the quarrel, but you begin the friendship.'
Dionysius once bade him select which he pleased of three beautiful courtesans; and he carried off all three, saying that even Paris did not get any good by preferring one beauty to the rest. However, they say that when he had carried them as far as the vestibule, he dismissed them; so easily inclined was he to select or to disregard things.
He gave admirable advice to his daughter Arete, teaching her to despise superfluity.
It was a saying of his that he took money from his acquaintances not in order to use it himself, but to make them aware in what they ought to spend their money.
It used to be a saying of his that those who had enjoyed the encyclic course of education, but who had omitted philosophy, were like the suitors of Penelope; for that they gained over Melantho and Polydora and the other maidservants, and found it easier to do that than to marry the mistress. And Ariston said in like manner, that Ulysses when he had gone to the shades below, saw and conversed with nearly all the dead in those regions, but could not get a sight of the Queen herself.
Once he was at sea, and seeing a pirate vessel at a distance, he began to count his money; and then he let it drop into the sea, as if unintentionally, and began to bewail his loss; but others say that he said besides, that it was better for the money to be lost or the sake of Aristippus, than Aristippus for the sake of his money.
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