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Solar Opposites (2020-) is an American animated sitcom, created by Justin Roiland and Mike McMahan for the video on demand service Hulu, about a family of aliens who take refuge in middle America. The series debuted May 8, 2020.

== Season 1 ==

=== The Matter Transfer Array [1.01] ===
Principal Cooke: From now on, I want nothing but perfect behavior from you two. No terraforming the gym, or making pod people, or any of that Outer Limits bullshit! You act like regular kids, or you will be expelled. Now get the fuck outta here!Terry: Funbucket has to be real. He has to be!
Korvo: TV lied to us. It lied!
Terry: Th-That's impossible! All of human history is recorded on the TV! I don't even know what's real anymore! Are submarines real?! Are penguins real?!
Korvo: I don't know! Probably not!

=== The Unstable Grey Hole [1.02] ===
Korvo: The homeowners' association is updating the rules again. "Gardeners need to have marked trucks. No RV parking in the driveway. All spaceships sticking out of houses need to be painted to match the trim." Are you hearing this?!Korvo: Solar Opposites will be right back after these set of... th-this set of subsequent advertisements.
[After either some commercials or just a brief black screen]
Korvo: Now back to Solar Opposites. Unless you spring for expensive Hulu, then there was no commercial break and this doesn't make a whole lot of sense and is probably quite jarring. Good for you, Mr. Moneybags.Yumyulack: Hey, guys, if you think that's punk rock, wait till you hear my sister's song!
Jesse: [singing nervously] "Interraciaaaaal love, friendship--" Ow!
[A bottle gets thrown in Jesse's face, and she and Yumyulack flee into a closet]
Jesse: Look, I do think humans are generally nice, but to prove that point to you today, I installed microchips in all of your enemies' heads that made them nice when I clicked this button! But I didn't know about these neo‐Nazis, so it's not gonna work and I think we're gonna die!
Yumyulack: Ah, I told you some people are bad!
Jesse: [sobbing] You're right, some people are really, really bad! This is just like the movie Green Room!

=== The Quantum Ring [1.03] ===

=== The Booster Manifold [1.04] ===
Yumyulack: My plan is to slip into the seat, do nothing, and then it will become normal that I'm there.
Jesse: Worked for Hulu.Terry: I can't go to prison, I've got no butthole! How will I smuggle in treats?Korvo: The only way to stop this infection is to inject the serum under their skin. But we can't let them bite us or we'll turn crazy too, which is why we have to use these emergency medical weapons.
Yumyulack: [toying with an spear] We get to cut people up?
Korvo: It doesn't hurt them. The cuts all heal themselves because of the sci‐fi goo the blades emit.
Yumyulack: Lame.
Jesse: But wouldn't it be safer to use, like, a dart or something?
Terry: You wanna use a dart? Okay, yeah. Go ahead, use a dart. This is way cooler than a dart.
Korvo: Let's go stab some kids and save some lives!

=== The Lavatic Reactor [1.05] ===
Principal Cooke: Yumyulack, out of 180 days of school this year, you've been late 179 times!
Mrs. Frankie: And Jesse, you've been late three times!
Jesse: I'm a monster!
Yumyulack: It's true, she is.
Principal Cooke: If either of you are ever late or miss class ever again, you will be expelled! Which means you'll have to go to military school - where the bullies will fuck you!
[No reaction from Yumyulack or Jesse]
Mrs. Frankie: And they make you shave your head.
Yumyulack: But my hair defines me!
[Camera closes in on a single, usually invisible hair on his head]
Principal Cooke: Then don't! Fuck! Up!Yumyulack: This must be what summer school is - an intense psychological mind game, not unlike the Academy Award winning film Suicide Squad.

=== The P.A.T.R.I.C.I.A. Device [1.06] ===

=== Terry and Korvo Steal A Bear [1.07] ===

=== Retrace-Your-Step-Alizer [1.08] ===
Terry: Or what about when we teamed up with the Simpsons for a game against the Monstars from Space Jam?Terry: I mean, how are we sure we're not in a The Matrix or a Matrix Reloaded?
Korvo: Because there would be green numbers floating around and leather sunglasses.

== Season 2 ==

=== The Sacred Non-Repeating Number [2.01] ===
Zelvod: We were about to start our hourly prayers. Care to join?
Jesse: Eh, we only pray on Easter or when we think we're about to die. And even then, we don't really mean it.Terry: Can you believe those weirdo British aliens pray every hour? Next time, let's just ignore the distress signal. Bunch of Jar Jar Dinks. "Mesa gonna hide from Terrans!"
[Jesse giggles]
Korvo: Those Shlorpians were exactly the way we're supposed to be.
Terry: Sneaking out at night to dumpster dive for trash food? "Mesa gonna eat trash!"
Jesse: They're basic. We're extra, they're basic.
Korvo: They were not!
Terry: I'm honestly surprised they didn't have a flying saucer. They were like a bunch of ALFs: Alone Loser Fucks.

=== The Earth Eraser [2.02] ===

=== The Lake House Device [2.03] ===

=== The Emergency Urbanizer [2.04] ===
Yumyulack: Ooh, camp sounds amazing! I'm excited to use my bounty hunting skills to hunt down and torture those who have captured the flag!
Jesse: And I'm excited for a sexual awakening! I heard last year, Julia Holland went to camp a girl and came back a woman - but then it turned out it actually was a woman and they never found Julia's body. Crazy, huh?
Terry: Well, I'm excited to perform something from Angels in America on talent night. I took out all the gay stuff and doubled the angels!Terry: I gotta be honest, I feel bad the wooden city is gone. They had a really good Arby's... to get fucked in.

=== The Rad Awesome Teriffic Ray [2.05] ===
Korvo: Red Goobler? Wait a hot fucking second, I thought you killed the Red Goobler last year! After he hunted us in the Halloween store! R-Remember that whole thing?!
Terry: Yeah, I lied about killing him. He got away, and I kinda just thought maybe he'd disappear, like that eye that used to be on my back. [turns and lifts his shirt, revealing the eye]
Korvo: Dammit, Terry! That eye is still there, and so is the Red Goobler.
Terry: Hey, what the fuck? Why's he so big? Last time we saw him, he was about the size of a softball, or, like, a fat baseball.
Korvo: I don't know, Terry. He probably grows when I'm stressed out. Or maybe he eats a lot. Stop trying to poke holes!
Terry: Well, sorry for trying to be consistent!Jesse: Ooh, I didn't know you had a pocket dimension.
Yumyulack: Pretty sweet, right?
Jesse: Yeah, maybe if it wasn't pink...
Yumyulack: YOU DON'T GET TO CHOOSE THE COLOUR!Jesse: Oh, this is it, we're done. Someone's gonna find out we're big cheaters and then they're gonna kill us, just like they did with Lance Armstrong.
Yumyulack: He wasn't killed, they just took one nut.
Jesse: Well, we don't have any nuts! What are they gonna take?!Terry: I need your help moving fifteen to twenty rat women to a Red Goobler wedding, come on!
Jesse: That's the most Solar Opposites thing I've ever heard.

=== The Apple Pencil Pro [2.06] ===

=== The Unlikely Demise of Terry's Favorite Shot Glass [2.07] ===

=== The Solar Opposites Almost Get An Xbox [2.08] ===

== Cast ==
Justin Roiland - Korvo
Thomas Middleditch - Terry
Sean Giambrone - Yumyulack
Mary Mack - Jesse
Sagan McMahan - The Pupa
Alfred Molina - The Duke
Andrew Daly - Tim
Christina Hendricks - Cherie
Jason Mantzoukas - Vanbo
Tiffany Haddish - Computer

== External links ==

Solar Opposites quotes at the Internet Movie Database
Solar Opposites Trailer via YouTube
Solar Opposites Red Band Trailer via YouTube