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=== The Winter of Our Monetized Content ===
Homer Simpson: They say Muhammad Ali was the greatest of all time, but he never fought Cassius Clay.Homer Simpson: Oh my God, a hipster! Marge, get him a microbrew, quick!


=== Go Big or Go Homer ===
Marge: [sniff, sniff] Are you wearing my perfume?
Homer: I like it on you, you like it on me.Mike: I can't believe it! I'm 35 and I'm at the foot of the world's greatest bababoo!Mike: Hey, Lenny, you duck-faced psycho!
Carl: I'm Carl!


=== The Fat Blue Line ===


=== Treehouse of Horror XXX ===
Marge: Len, Stop.


=== Gorillas on the Mast ===


=== Marge the Lumberjill ===


=== Livin' la Pura Vida ===


=== Thanksgiving of Horror ===


=== Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? ===
Ned: Ralph, what would you say?
Ralph: I would say, Baby Jesus, thank you for dying for our shins.


=== Bobby: It's Cold Outside ===


=== Hail to the Teeth ===
Brandine: That's your brother. He prefers the pronoun "they", on account of the twin he absorbed in my belly.


=== The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson ===
Bart: Skins? That's how boys play dress-up.


=== Frinkcoin ===
Mr. Burns: "I'm the richest man in a town of 32,000 people."


=== Bart the Bad Guy ===


=== Screenless ===


=== Better Off Ned ===


=== Highway to Well ===


=== The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby ===


=== Warrin' Priests (Part One) ===


=== Warrin' Priests (Part Two) ===


=== The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds ===


=== The Way of the Dog ===


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