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The Chipmunk Adventure is an animated film released in 1987 by The Samuel Goldwyn Company, based on the Saturday morning cartoon Alvin and the Chipmunks.

== Alvin ==
[To Brittany] You're lucky this is only a game! You'd never beat me if this were for real!
$100,000? This is fantastic!
[in a jungle, late at night] 3:00 in the morning, and Prince Theodore…has a craving for MUSHROOMS! I hope he chokes on 'em!
[To Brittany] Well, somebody has to win the race!
[To Dave]  Please, Dave! I need a little culture in my life, the Eiffel Tower, the Sistine Chapel, the Louvre in Rome!
[to Klaus and Claudia Furschtein] $100,000? You're joking, right?
[To Klaus and Claudia] Don't "children" us!

== Brittany ==
[to Alvin, in Greece] Alright, Mr. Popularity! How much d’you wanna bet...we can out-rock-and-roll you?!
[while the Arabians carry her by the arms] If you don't put me down immediately, I'm gonna get very, very rough with you!

== Dialogue ==
Alvin: [to Dave]  Please, Dave! I need a little culture in my life, the Eiffel Tower, the Sistine Chapel, the Louvre in Rome!
Simon:  [to Alvin] The Louvre is in Paris, Alvin.
Alvin: [to Dave] See? I don't even know where the louvre is! Please, take me with you, Dave.
Dave: Alvin, for the (very) last time, this is strictly a business trip, it's just not practical. Besides, I've hired someone very good to take care of you while I'm gone. [a car's tire screeches outside, and what sounds like garbage cans crashing are heard; Theodore groans and puts his head in his hand]
Simon: Did it have to be Miss. Miller, Dave?
Dave: Now, c’mon, fellas, she's a very nice woman.Theodore: Since when did Alvin like playing "Around the World in 30 Days"?
Simon: Since he feels it's as close to a world trip as he'll ever get.Alvin: You're lucky this is only a game! You'd never beat me if this was for REAL!
Brittany: Oh, is that so?
Alvin: Yeah, that's so! If I had the money, I'd race you around the world right now!Alvin C’mon, Simon, help me out.
Simon: Absolutely not! I refuse to be a part of this deception.
Alvin: Ok, Theodore, it's you and me. We just need Dave to say: "Hello, Miss. Miller, I want Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, to meet me in Europe. Bye-bye." Is the tape recorder ready?
Theodore: I think so.
Simon: I can't believe you'd deceive Mrs Miller for a package of Tutti Frutti, Theodore.
Theodore: 2 packages.Alvin: Hello? Dave! What a coincidence! We were just talking about you! Sure. Miss. Miller, it’s Dave. He wants to talk to you.
Miss. Miller: Hello? [Theodore presses a button and recording starts playing in reverse] Huh? [rubs her ear]
Simon: It's not your hearing aid, Miss. Miller.
Alvin: (laughs nervously) It’s a bad connection. [glares at Simon]
[Theodore presses a button and the recording starts playing in slow motion]
Dave: [tape recorder in slow motion] Hello, Miss. Miller...
Miss. Miller: David, are you drunk?
[Theodore presses a button, the recording plays it right, and then then faints]
Dave: [tape recorder] Hello, Miss. Miller. I want Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, to meet me in Europe. Bye-bye.
Miss. Miller: Could you repeat that David?[The chipmunks arrive at Klaus and Claudia's mansion]
Alvin: Klaus and Claudia wanted us here at 2:00. I hope we're not too late.
Theodore: Simon, I feel kinda funny about tricking Miss. Miller.
Simon: It's called "guilt", Theodore.Brittany: [to Alvin] So, Alvin, you finally showed up.
Alvin: [to Brittany] Well, somebody has to win the race![The chipmunks land in Mexico]
Theodore: Isn't Rio beautiful?
Simon: We're in Mexico, Theodore.
Theodore: Oh! That's what I mean.Alvin: I love Athens. The nightlife, the girls, the excitement.
Simon: Alvin, you've never been to Athens.Alvin: Brittany?
Brittany: Alvin, what’re you doing here?
Alvin: We're on our way to Istanbul. What are you doing here?
Brittany: We're on our way to Cairo.
Simon: Uh, have you guys had any, uh, trouble along the way?
Jeanette: Well, there was this guy...
Brittany: [covers Jeanette's mouth, shutting her up] Uh, we’ve had nothing but smooth sailing. And you?
Simon: Well, actually, I get the feeling...
Alvin: [covers Simon's mouth, shutting him up] It's been a piece of cake! The only problem we have is crowd control! We're the hottest act in rock-and-roll. But you don't have that problem, do you?
Jeanette: No.
Brittany: Sure, we do.
Alvin: (chuckles) No, you don't.
Brittany: Alright, Mr. Popularity! How much d’you wanna bet we can out-rock-and-roll you?
Simon: We've got to keep these two apart.
[Alvin and Brittany yank Simon and Jeanette away from each other; Theodore is just about to have his couscous and yalanchi donuts]
Alvin: [grabs Theodore and yanks him away] Come on, Theodore!
Theodore: But my couscous!Jeanette: What's in the ice chest, Eleanor?
Eleanor: Oh, uh, just some cold treats and sandwiches.
Brittany: Oh, Elly! How can you think of food at a time like this?Alvin: 3:00 in the morning, and Prince Theodore has a craving for mushrooms! I hope he chokes on 'em!
Simon: Alvin!
Alvin: Well, I've HAD IT! [throws down the mushroom plate to the ground in a fit of anger]
Simon: Hey, Alvin, look over here.
Alvin: What is it, Simon?
Simon: It's ancient writing that says: "Sacrifice the full moon on the Prince of Plenty." That doesn't make any sense. Oh, how silly of me! It's eyes before eats except after teeth. I got it reversed. It says: "Sacrifice the Prince of Plenty on the full moon."
[Full moon appears above them]
Alvin and Simon: [gasp] Oh, no!
Simon: They're going to sacrifice Theodore tonight!
Alvin: Over my dead body!
Simon: You mean, over our dead bodies.Claudia: Children, oh, children. Oh, how good to see you, darling.
Alvin: Don't "children" us! [points spear at Klaus and Claudia]
Brittany: Yeah, we know all about the diamonds!Alvin: Dave!
Dave: Huh?
Alvin: HELP! [car speeds off]
Dave: Somebody, help! My son's in trouble!
Inspector Jamal: Inspector Jamal. [shows Dave his identification card] Let's go.

== Voice cast ==
Ross Bagdasarian - Dave Seville, Alvin and Simon
Janice Karman - Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, and Eleanor
Dody Goodman as Miss Miller
Anthony De Longis - Klaus Furschtein
Susan Tyrrell - Claudia Furschtein
Frank Welker - Sophie

=== Additional voices ===
Ken Sansom - Inspector Jamal, a detective for the INTERPOL
Nancy Cartwright - the Arabian Prince
Charles Adler
Philip Clark
Pat Pinney
George Poulos

== Home media ==

== External links ==

The Chipmunk Adventure quotes at the Internet Movie Database
The Chipmunk Adventure at Rotten Tomatoes