The following is a list of quotes from the eighth season Ben 10: Omniverse.
=== From Hedorium to Eternity [8.01] ===
Lucy Mann (11 years old): Would you quit it?!Lucy Mann (11 years old): But, Mr. Baumann was totally fine until he came back to the old Collins's house.
Ben Tennyson (11 years old): Yeah suddenly he was... nice.
Gwen Tennyson (11 years old): To Ben.
Grandpa Max: (gasp) Something is definitely wrong.Gwen Tennyson (11 years old): Looks like Way Big is way too big.
Way Big: (sarcastically) Oh, that was so funny I forgot to laugh.
=== Stuck on You [8.02] ===
Trumbipulor: Khyber? W-what can I do for you?
Khyber: Nothing. It's your parasite I'm after.
Skurd: Greetings... and farewell.Skurd: Skurd's the name! The dollop with the wallop!Heatblast: Back off, Khyber! This is my lucky day, so get ready for an unlucky defeat!
Khyber: Didn't your mommy ever teach you not to play with fire?
Heatblast: Hey! No mothers, man!Heatblast: (to Khyber) What, no dog? No cat? Nothing to wear the Nemetrix for you? It's not like you're going to use it yourself. Or are you already plum loco?
Rook Blonko: "Plum loco"? Crazy fruit?Driba: (while working on the teleporter) I'm adjusting the quantum entanglement pathway. Still seems screwy to me.
Bluckic: Par for the course.
Driba: A golf analogy? From you, Blukic?!
Blukic: Max says it. Hit it on the green for a-
Blukic: No, a hole in one!
Driba: A touchdown!
Blukic: A hole in one!
Driba: (groans) Stop harshing my quantum mechanics!Rook Blonko: Khyber, you are under arrest for this, as well as your past crimes! Do you understand?
Khyber: My mind is perfectly sound, Revonnahgander. That said, I'm grateful you removed the quinoa when you did.
Rook Blonko: You mean the Nemetrix?
Khyber: Why, what did I say?
=== Let's Do the Time War Again [8.03] ===
Rook Blonko: You will pay for destroying my Proto-TRUK!
Exo-Skull: Ah, put it on my tab, ya lousy red spot!Skurd: No need to thank me, Tennyson.
Feedback: Thank you?
Skurd: You are too kind.Eon: It's an easy smash-and-grab.
Subdora: If it's-a so easy, why don't you-a do it?
Eon: Because he's the smash, and you're the grab. I'm playing to your strengths.
Exo-Skull: What are your strengths, Eon?
Eon: (hand sparking) You don't want to find out.Ben 10,000: (after using Crashocker to beat Exo-Skull) Sorry, guy. That's just the way the bug bounces.Rook Blonko: The creature appears to move faster than light itself.
Gravattack: Yeah, and high amounts of gravity can affect the speed of light.
Rook Blonko: I'm stunned. You actually know a special property of Einstein's theory of relativity.
Gravattack: Yeah, it was a bonus move in Sumo Slammers IV: The Wrath of Kenko.
Rook Blonko: ...My faith in the order of the universe is restored.
=== Secret of Dos Santos [8.04] ===
Kai Green: Whoa! That's new.
Ben Tennyson: Yeah. Time cycles.They, like, time travel and stuff.
Kai Green: So, what are you doing here?
Ben Tennyson: You called me, Kai.
Kai Green: No, I was just thinking about you.
Ben Tennyson: No, you did. We had a nice conversation. You practically begged me to come help you.
Kai Green: Why would I-
Ben Tennyson: Well, you did... or will. Did I mention these were time bikes? Time travel is weird.Kai Green: I'm looking for alien artifacts in the temple...
Ben Tennyson: Of the sky, but your grandpa's worried because legend is that anyone who disturbs the temple will suffer the wrath of its spirit guardians. We already had this conversation in the future. Remember?
Kai Green: No, I don't. Are you coming with me or not?
Ben Tennyson: Anything for the future Mrs. Tennyson.
Kai Green: And forget that stuff that Spanner said about us being a couple someday. You owe me an orb.
Ben Tennyson: Yeah, yeah... the orb of something-something. It's on my to-do list, okay?Ben Tennyson: Rook, your breath is so bad, it's scaring the locals.Ben Tennyson: The mystery of this temple has got nothing on the mystery of Kai Green.Rook Blonko: You triggered a "bobo trap"!
Ben Tennyson: That's "booby trap"!Ben Tennyson: Why is she looking over here?
Rook Blonko: I am a blue,fur-covered alien, so if I had to venture a guess-
Ben Tennyson: You're right! Kai's making fun of me because she can speak Spanish and I can't!Exo-Skull: (Grabs Kai) You've got guts, girly. Now, let's see what they look like!
=== Third Time's a Charm [8.05] ===
Charmcaster: (toying with the Gwendolyn totem) Hi, I'm Gwen. I used to think I was so much better than Charmcaster. But look, now I fit in her purse!
Ben Tennyson: Big mistake, Charmcaster. Way Big! (activates Omnitrix, becomes Shocksquatch)
Shocksquatch: Or Shocksquatch.
Skurd: Why do you even bother to call them out before you transform?
Shocksquatch: I don't know. I'm been asking myself that same question, eh?Rook Blonko: Why does Zed keep behaving like this?
Ben Tennyson: Maybe the totems have some weird effect on her. She is an alien.
Rook Blonko: I am an alien.
Ben Tennyson: Yeah, but you're always weird.Gwen Tennyson: You have to make Charmcaster reach inside her magic bag.
Kickin' Hawk: How?
Gwen Tennyson: I don't know. Think of something!
Skurd: We're doomed.Gwen Tennyson: Look, we each know a lot about magic. If we put our heads together...
Hex: (looks at Adwaita) His head is on fire.
Darkstar: (to Hex) Yours is a skull.Gwen Tennyson: Y'know, I used to wonder if Charmcaster and I could've been friends under different circumstances. And now, I know that's true!
=== The Final Countdown [8.06] ===
Rook Blonko: Ben is right. Graveyard duty inhales wind! Even the emergencies are boring!Rook Blonko: This will probably turn out to be a misaligned power coupling. But protocol requires-
Blukic: Driba did it!
Driba: What?! No, I did not!
Blukic: Did too!
Rook Blonko: (clears his throat) Blame is not the issue here.
Driba: He started it!Magister Patelliday: Now then, do you understand the charges against you?
Yetta: Ooh, you know me and charges!Kundo: This is the end for you. At least this planet will be purged clean. Let the final purge begi- (Fistina hits him on the head) Ugh!
Fistina: Be quiet now, mister crazy-cat!
=== Malgax Attacks [8.07] ===
Azmuth: Two enemies on two fronts. Three, counting those drones.
Grandpa Max: We'll need to occupy all three forces simultaneously.
Azmuth: Exactly. I'll lead the attack against Albedo. You take the rest of our forces and destroy these drones.
Ben Tennyson: What about me?
Azmuth: I thought that was obvious. Use the Omnitrix to kick Vilgax's butt!
Ben Tennyson: Now we're talking! \Diamondhead: By the way, nice outfit. I didn't know Malware was in season.
Vilgax: So is your destruction!Vilgax: You can't win. Turn over the Omnitrix, and maybe I'll let you live.
Atomix: Give up now, and... Ah, I'll just go home. I'm really tired...Azmuth: Albedo, do you know why they started calling me "the First Thinker"? It wasn't because I achieved a perfect score on my GATs as a tadpole.
Albedo (11 years old): I knew that was apocryphal!
Azmuth: Oh, I did. But I'm the First Thinker because I always plan for every contingency. After I designed the Omnitrix, the most powerful technology in five galaxies, my first thought was "Gee, I should probably invent a failsafe, in case some interstellar headcase ever gets a hold of one of these things." So I did.
Albedo (11 years old): NO!Azmuth: I'll teleport you to Vilgax's ship.
Skurd: No, don't! I'm a one-celled organism, remember? Split me apart, and the reconstitution process will destroy me! Also, teleporting makes me space-sick.
Luhley: I'll fly him there!
Driba: How will you get past the drones, my celestial bonnet?
Luhley: Very carefully.Skurd: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Skurd: Goody. So we both agree to knock Vilgax into the warp core?
Whampire: I was thinking we could really use a smoothie break, but yeah, let's go with your idea instead!Luhley: So, is one of you going to ask me out, or should I just choose? (Blukic and Driba stare at her, unsure) Okay. I choose... Driba.
Driba: Thank you, my sumptuous grail! (kisses Luhley's hand)
Blukic: (sniffs) I'll never love again.
Luhley: (waves over a Galvan nurse) Blukic, this is my cousin, Duffy.
Duffy: You're cute.
Blukic: I'm in love again!
=== The Most Dangerous Game Show [8.08] ===
Ben Tennyson: I feel sorry for the loser who gets stuck being the next contestant on this show.
Charles Zenith: And our next contestant is... (suddenly warps his game show into the Plumber base) Ben Tennyson!
Ben Tennyson: Yeah, I probabilty should've seen that coming.Charles Zenith: Kai Green is going to marry Ben Tennyson!
Kai Green: Please! I've heard that one before!Rook Blonko: (about Charles Zenith) What did you do to him?
Pesky Dust: Let's just say I know the cure for entertainment.
=== The End of an Era [8.09] ===
Future Rook Blonko: Ben, you made it. And on time.
Ben 10,000: You don't have to sound so surprised. You ready to fill Grandpa Max's shoes?
Future Rook Blonko: I do not believe an exchange of footwear will be required.
Ben 10,000: No, Rook. That's a figure of- (Future Rook smirks at him) Oh, you got me again!
Future Rook Blonko: That comedic ruse never gets old.Maltruant: What are you doing, you hapless clod?! I told you the star core is on the hangar deck! What part of that is so difficult to understand?!
Exo-Skull: Overgrown windup toy...Future Rook Blonko: (Future Argit hides behind his "Secret Service" robots) How did you ever get elected?Maltruant: I wish I could say I will remember you all fondly, but when I'm finished, there will be no "you" to remember!Maltruant: And now, nothing can throw a spanner into my devious clock workings! (Spanner comes back with Ben and Rook with their Time-Cycles) Ach! Me and my big mouth.Ben Tennyson: Time's up, Maltruant!
Maltruant: Somehow, I remember your quips being better.
Skurd: No, they're always this bad. Believe me.
Ben Tennyson: Aw, who asked ya?
=== A New Dawn [8.10] ===
Skurd: (To Ben, after Maltruant escapes with a Time Beast, right after Ben made a comment about it) Must you always jinx us?
Rook Blonko: (Appearing on a screen) In my experience; yes, he must.
Ben Tennyson: HEY!Ben Tennyson: George Washington? Oh man, this is amazing!
George Washington: You have me at a disadvantage. I have never met you, nor your weapon-toting beast.
Skurd: If it's any consolation, I don't know you, either.
George Washington: The muck upon your arm speaks?!
Ben Tennyson: Yeah, but he never says anything worth listening to.Young Vilgax: The ability to transform at will... The power of that device will be mine!Skurd: Well, we had a good run, dear friend.
Chromastone: Sorry I called you a snot rocket.
Skurd: You never called me a snot rocket.
Chromastone: I thought it.
(Transforms back to Ben)
Ben Tennyson: I can't believe my last words are SNOT ROCKET!Rook Blonko: I thought you were–
Ben Tennyson: Nah. I always figured the Omnitrix had a failsafe that wouldn't let me die, and sure enough, it kicked in right when the big bang started. Gave me just the alien I needed.
Skurd: Your recklessness never ceases to amaze.
Ben Tennyson: Not reckless. Not reckless. It always seems to give me the right alien, even when I want something else. Guess I should stop fighting it. It seems to know me better than... me.Ben Tennyson: (Witnessing the creation of the universe) This is the most amazingest thing anyone could ever see.
Rook Blonko: "Amazingest" is not a word.
Ben Tennyson: Do you have a better word for it?
Rook Blonko: No.
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