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Heist is a 2001 American crime thriller film written and directed by David Mamet.


== Bergman ==
Everyone needs money. That's why it's called "money".
I hate to do anything as dramatic as count to three but one, two, three.
Are you fuckin' with me? Are you FUCKIN' with me? Or are you done FUCKIN' with me?
Save the bold moves for the brilliant players.


== Bobby Blane ==
You know why the chicken crossed the road? Because the road crossed the chicken.
[pulling a gun on Jimmy] Your weight and your fate, right here. Your weight and your fate.


== Joe Moore ==
[of his wife, Fran] She could talk her way out of a sunburn.
What do you want me to do? Just pull up a chair while you rape me?
[about Jimmy] Young, dumb and full of cum.


== Dialogue ==
Coffee Cart Man: Hey buddy. You forgot your change.
Joe Moore: [Takes the change] Makes the world go round.
Bobby Blane: What's that?
Joe Moore: Gold.
Bobby Blane: Some people say love.
Joe Moore: Well, they're right, too. It is love. Love of gold.Bergman: No one can get the goods like you, Joe.
Joe Moore: Anyone can get the goods. The hard part is getting away.
Bergman: Uh-huh.
Joe Moore: You plan a good enough getaway, you could steal Ebbets Field.
Bergman: Ebbets Field's gone.
Joe Moore: What did I tell you?D.A. Freccia: You're a pretty smart fella.
Joe Moore: Ah, not that smart.
D.A. Freccia: You're not that smart, how'd you figure it out?
Joe Moore: I tried to imagine a fella smarter than myself. Then I tried to think, "what would he do?"Joe Moore: Nobody lives forever.
Fran Moore: Frank Sinatra gave it a shot.Betty Croft: Take it easy, baby, that stuff'll rot your stomach lining.
Fran Moore: Yeah, but I get to drink it first.Jimmy: So, is he going to be cool?
Pinky: My motherfucker is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him.Pinky: It's a shame you know what, we didn't actually get to do the thing, the swiss job. It's a beautiful plan.
Joe Moore: Cute, huh?
Pinky: Cute as a pail full of kittens.Jimmy: No one can hear me.
Joe Moore: No one can hear what you don't say.
Jimmy: Hey, I'm as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton.
Joe Moore: I don't want you as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton. I want you as quiet as an ant not even thinking about pissing on cotton.Bobby Blane: Sometimes adrenaline gives people the shakes, some might think it's cowardice, so maybe you'd want to pray about it.
Jimmy: I'm not a religious man.
Bobby Blane: There's nothing wrong with prayer. We knew this firefighter, this trooper, who always carried a bible next to his heart. We used to mock him, but that bible stopped a bullet.
Jimmy: No shit.
Bobby Blane: Hand of God, that bible stopped a bullet, would have ruined that fucker's heart. And had he had another bible in front of his face, that man would be alive today.Bergman: Ain't you a piece of work?
Fran Moore: Yeah. I came all the way from China in a matchbox.Joe Moore: Why doesn't he shoot me?
Fran Moore: That's the deal.
Joe Moore: He ain't gonna shoot me?
Fran Moore: No.
Joe Moore: Then he hadn't ought to point a gun at me. It's insincere.Bergman: Don't you want to hear my last words?
Joe Moore: I just did. [shoots him dead]Bobby Blane: Hey, you go to that plastic surgeon, don't you let him put you all the way under. I knew a cat in Stateville one time; went to get his face fixed. Woke up and the sucker had given him a pair of tits.
Joe Moore: [laughs] That's a bad beat, no question.
Bobby Blane: Oh, and he landed back inside and never had to want for cigarettes.Fran Moore: Cute plan, though.
Joe Moore: Cute as a Chinese baby.


== Taglines ==
Love makes the world go 'round... Love of Gold.
It isn't love that makes the world go round.


== Cast ==
Gene Hackman - Joe Moore
Danny DeVito - Bergman
Rebecca Pidgeon - Fran Moore
Sam Rockwell - Jimmy
Delroy Lindo - Bobby Blane
Ricky Jay - Pinky


== External links ==
Heist at imdb.com