[<< wikiquote] Kirby: Right Back At Ya!
Kirby: Right Back at Ya!, known in Japan as Hoshi no Kirby (星のカービィ Hoshi no Kābī, Kirby of the Stars), is a Japanese anime series created by Warpstar, Inc. and based on Nintendo's Kirby franchise. The series ran for one hundred episodes from October 6, 2001 to September 27, 2003. The series aired on Chubu-Nippon Broadcasting in Japan and in the United States on 4Kids TV; 4Kids Entertainment heavily edited the content in the process.


== Kirby Comes to Cappy Town ==
Escargoon: Monster!? That's ridiculous! There's no monster in this castle!
Cappy: Yes there is! It's big and it eats everything in sight!
Escargoon: That's King Dedede! There's no monster. Now why don't you go on back to your little trailer park so the King can have his supper in peace?
Tiff: Hey, wait a minute, Escargoon! Not so fast!
(Tiff, her brother Tuff, and their parents Sir Ebrum and Lady Like appear)
Tiff: How do we know you're not lying again?
Tuff: Yeah, like you usually do?
Escargoon: You have no right to speak to me that way. Your parents should slap you silly.
Tiff: Papa, something funny's going on!
Sir Ebrum: You might be right, Tiff. A monster is the kind of thing that Dedede would love.
Lady Like: The king must be behind this!
Escargoon: You're court official. How dare you accuse his royal highness! (to King Dedede) Want me to check 'em in for a two-week stay in the dungeon, sweet kingey?
(King Dedede laughs and turns to face everyone else)
King Dedede: A monster, huh? Would the monster happen to look anything that?
(He points to a fish tank containing a small octopus)
Various Cappies: That's it! That's the monster! Except it was a hundred times bigger!
King Dedede: *laughs*
King Dedede: Well you can see this ain't no monster, it's my new pet octopus. The only thing he likes to eat is sardines.
(He drops one in the tanks. The octopus eats it.)
King Dedede: Hehehehe. Little fella wouldn't hurt a fly less it was on the end of a fish hook!
Escargoon: Of course it wouldn't. Now get out and go back to your trailer park so the king can have his dessert! Go on! Poof, you're gone!
(Tiff runs up to the octopus. The two exchange stares.)
(Cut to Kabu Canyon. All the Cappies and standing in front of Kabu.)
Kabu: Tell me, citizens of Dreamland. For what purpose have you come to consult me?
Sir Ebrum: We seek your wisdom and knowledge Kabu! For three nights a giant monster has been stealing our sheep.
Lady Like: And it's robbing me of my beauty sleep.
Mayor Len: King Dedede says it's not his monster...
Chief Bookem: But I don't believe that rascal.
Tuff: You know the truth, Kabu!
Tiff: Please tell us where the monster is, Kabu, and how we can make it go away.
Kabu: The monster is here. And all of Dreamland is in grave danger.
Tiff: Why did he come here?
Kabu: It was called here by your own King Dedede.
(in the distance, Dedede and Escargoon are watching from Dedede's limo.)
Escargoon: Sounds like the big Kabu-na's got your number, crownie.
King Dedede: (punches Escargoon on the head)
King Dedede: That tattle-telling tiki!
Kabu: The monster was created, by one far more powerful than King Dedede.
Chief Bookem: I'd like to lock both of them up.
Mayor Len: What can we do to stop them?
Kabu: There is nothing you can do.
(everyone is in shock.)
Sir Ebrum: Oh dear!
Lady Like: Oh dear me!
Falala: Is Dreamland doomed?
Tiff: Can anybody help, Kabu?
Kabu: There is one hope... a Star Warrior traveling through space... whose name is Kirby.
Tiff: Kirby.
Tuff: Yay, Kirby!
Tiff: Hmmm, bet he's cute!
(Dedede and Escargoon enter)
King Dedede: That's trash you're talking, Kabu. Ain't no such person as Kirby.
Escargoon: That's right. You're full of Kabu-loney.
Kabu: Kabu can see the future.
King Dedede: Then why don't you predict what's gonna happen when I push this here button?
Kabu: I predict you will not push it.
King Dedede: Hey Escargoon, did ya hear that one? Heh heh heh heh heh. Well I predict you're dead wrong!Tiff: It's gotta be impossible, but your name wouldn't happen to be "Kirby"?!
Kirby: Kirby! Kirby!Tiff: (after Kirby saves her from falling to her death) Kirby just saved my life.
Tuff: A monster wouldn't have done that, Tiff.
Fololo: You're right, Tuff.
Falala: Maybe Kirby is a Star Warrior.
Tiff: (dusting herself) Impossible, Falala. Warriors are big and strong, not pink and puffy! (Kirby walks by her, surprising her)
Tuff: Hey, where are you going? (Kirby runs faster, and he, Fololo & Falala give chase) Hey, wait up!
Fololo: He doesn't understand!
Falala: Don't let him get away, Fololo!
Tiff: Some warrior.Tiff: My parents work for the King, and we live in the castle. In case you were wondering, my name's Tiff.
Kirby: Name Tiff.
(Tiff gasps)
Kirby: Name Tiff!
Tuff: I'm her brother, Tuff.
Kirby: Tuff.
Fololo: And we're their friends Fololo...
Falala: ... and Falala!
Kirby: Fololo, Falala?
Tuff: Guess Kirby must be a baby warrior.
(Tiff, Tuff, Fololo, and Falala laugh)Mayor Len: ...And as Mayor of Cappy Town, I know I speak for everyone when I say we're pleased and proud to welcome our honored guest, the mighty Star Warrior Kirby.
Chief Bookem: I can speak for myself, thank you.
Mayor Len: Hah, we all know that, Chief Bookem.
Tuff: Let's hurry up and eat.
Tiff: Kirby doesn't understand what you're saying anyway.
Mayor Len: Then let's dig in, shall we?
(Kirby inhales everyone's dinner and then spits their accessories, plates, and silverware back out)
Kirby: Poyo.
Tuff: (yells in frustration and falls face-first on the table surface) I knew I should've started eatin'.
Tiff: Hey, what's the big idea, Kirby?King Dedede: Careful with that starship, snailbrain! Once we get it fixed, we can send Kirby back where he came from.Escargoon: Why does he have to be so abusive? Self-esteem issues, anyone?N.M.E. Sales Guy: Welcome to Nightmare Enterprises, King Dedede. How may I assist you?
King Dedede: Look, pal, I don't like to complain, but I paid you folks a lot of money for an octopus monster and it turned out to be a little shrimp.
N.M.E. Sales Guy: Just give it time, Your Highness, and I guarantee that little shrimp will grow on you.
King Dedede: Alright.King Dedede: (screams upon seeing that Octacon has grown to its true size) HOLY CALAMARI!
Escargoon: Get back in your tank, you overgrown appetizer!
King Dedede: (tackles Escargoon) Find the receipt for this thing, 'cause I want my money back!
Meta Knight: You had better leave, Sire.Tuff: (about what Kirby did to Octacon's miniature octopi) He sucked 'em up.
Tiff: Just like he sucked up our dinner.
Meta Knight: It is Kirby's classic defense - inhale.Meta Knight: (about Kirby's transformation) That is Kirby's copy ability. After inhaling an attack, Kirby can transform himself. Kirby has now become... Fire Kirby.King Dedede: There goes my refund.King Dedede: Hey, I do believe we've been starstruck.


== A Blockbuster Battle ==
Escargoon: Kirby's sure striking out with the plates.
King Dedede: Then let's see if he can slide.Escargoon: (about Blocky) This thing's even heavier than you, Sire.
King Dedede: Yeah. Big enough to beat Kirby!King Dedede: You dumb blockhead!
Escargoon: We're sunk and so is he!King Dedede: I'm gonna miss my little Blocky!
Escargoon: Well, Sire, it just goes to show you you shouldn't take your monsters for granite.


== Kirby's Duel Role ==
King Dedede: Well, that pink punk ain't gonna make a monkey out of King Dedede. (starts driving back to his castle only to be interrupted by Meta Knight) Outta my way, Meta Knight!
Meta Knight: Sire, it is my duty to warn you. Kirby has great power now.
King Dedede: Yeah? Well, who's the king around here, you or me?
Escargoon: Move it or lose it!
Meta Knight: It pains me to do this, sire. But I'm afraid I must. (kicks Dedede's tank downhill)
King Dedede: Hey! What's happening?!
Escargoon: We're going backwards!
King Dedede: I know that! Hit the brakes!
Escargoon: They won't hold, we're gonna crash!
King Dedede: Do something!
Escargoon: Like what?!
King Dedede: Break my fall!
(The tank reverses off a nearby cliff and crashes off-screen)


== Dark and Stormy Knight ==


== Beware: Whispy Woods! ==
Tiff: Our planet's ecosystem is a marvel of symbiotic relationships among all living things large and small. Wow, isn't that amazing, Kirby? (notices Kirby is missing) Kirby? Kirby!
Tuff: I guess Kirby must've got bored and went for a walk or something.


== Un-Reality TV ==
Tiff: WE USED TO HAVE LIVES BEFORE TELEVISION!!!!!


== Kirby's Egg-Cellent Adventure ==
King Dedede: Look at all the variety. There's shy birds, fly birds, blue birds, two birds, crazy birds, and lazy birds!King Dedede: Remind me to install some escalators on this mountain.King Dedede: [singing] Dyna Blade had an egg she laid, E-I-E-I-O 🎵 But a handsome king had a plan he made, E-I-E-I-O 🎵 When Kirby eats that big old egg, Dyna Blade's gonna grab him by the leg, drag him away to a secret lair, finally get Kirby out of my hair 🎵 Dyna Blade... Hey, look!
Escargoon: Let's hide.Meta Knight: Our deeds bind us to fate as surely as the sun sets.
Tiff: Could you say that in English?Tiff: Kirby, I was only kidding! You'd be too tough for anybody to eat.


== Curio's Curious Discovery ==


== The Fofa Factor ==
Escargoon: Sire, a message from your fortune teller.
King Dedede: Well? What's my soothsayer say?
Escargoon: I'm lookin', I'm lookin! It says, "If you look for trouble, your trouble will double."
King Dedede: Hmph. What's that mumbo-gumbo supposed to mean?
Escargoon: I'm not sure, but there's more.
King Dedede: Good. Is it next week's lottery numbers?
Escargoon: If it was, I wouldn't tell you. It says, "Your account is past due. Pay up, you cheap tightwad!" [Dedede hammers him] Great. Just 'cause I'm a snail, I get slugged.
King Dedede: Well I'll show her. I'm ordering a new monster.
Escargoon: Did you order me some aspirin?King Dedede: Say, you Cappies look kinda sheepish. Hah! Sheepish! That's a good one! Heh-heh-heh-heh!
Chief Bookem: King Dedede! (Dedede looks at Bookem with a shocked expression on his face) Body-snatchin's illegal.
King Dedede: So what? You may have my body, but I'm still head around here!
Mayor Len: We demand you return us to normal, your highness. We're one furious flock!Fofa: No! Let me go, you creep! I don't wanna be sent to hurt anybody!
N.M.E. Sales Guy: All you can do is float in the air, you useless little clown. We're splitting you in two.
Fofa: In two?! No please, you can't!Tuff: (after Slice n' Splice's sun rod has disintegrated) It's too late to use it now. The sun rod bit the dust.
Tiff: I'm really sorry that we couldn't put you two back together again.
Falala: That's okay. We may have two bodies...
Fololo: But we've got one heart. (he and Falala hug each other)


== Hail to the Chief ==
Mayor Len: Lunatics! This is a road, not a bumper car track!
Escargoon: It's your fault. I guess you haven't heard the King's always got the right of way.
King Dedede: Just ask the DDDMV!Escargoon: You could have been hurt in that crash, but luckily your stomach acts as a built-in airbag.Tuggle: The King's firing Chief Bookem?
Chef Kawasaki: There goes my doughnut sales.Escargoon: Those bees gave me so many lumps that I feel like a bowl of oatmeal!Tuff: [While Driving Dedede's Tank And Yelling At The Same Time] Driving sure is a lot harder than it looks!King Dedede: Aw, my paper's in pieces! Grr... if that's how y'all gonna play it, i'm gonna up the antic!Chief Bookem: (to the bees, about Dedede and Escargoon) Company bee, arrest these crooks!Escargoon: Leave us alone, don't pollinate something!
King Dedede: Don't you dare sting yo king!


== The Big Taste Test ==
Escargoon: (shaking) You don't want to eat me! I'm bitter...r...r...King Dedede: What better way to honor your King than to let him sauté you?
Escargoon: (whimpering) I never thought I'd go like this...King Dedede: (trying samples of Kawasaki's food) Tasteless! Nasty! Awful! This stinks! This too! Lousy! Putrid! Rancid! TREASON!!! Kawa-yucki, I oughta fry you up like a fritter!Escargoon: I know this came out of the oven, but it tastes like it came outta the sofa cushions!King Dedede: There's a word for this here stuff, and it ain't "food"!


== Kirby's Pet Peeve ==
King Dedede: What's that thing he's got?
Escargoon: I don't know what he's got, but I've got whiplash.
(Kirby and the Robot Pet scream "Poyo!" and bark respectively at them, angrily)
King Dedede: That's one of them computer canines! I want one of 'em, too. Where'd he get that?
Escargoon: I don't know. Probably from that toy shop in Cappy Town.King Dedede: Now what do I look like, some little nitwit?
Gengu: I wouldn't say little. Definitely not.


== Escargoon Squad ==
Meta Knight: It appears you were able to shamboozle us all, Escargoon.
Sir Ebrum: (inaudible) You suddenly had me believing in ghosts.
Lady Like: Tuff, I'm ashamed of you!
Tuff: King Dedede is always doing stuff to scare us. Why shouldn't we scare him?
Kirby: Poyo!
Tiff: Well, I guess bad things happen to bad kings!
(Everyone in the room but Meta Knight burst out laughing)King Dedede: (chasing Kirby, Tuff, Escargoon, Fololo And Falala) You all gonna be ghosts when I catch up with ya!


== The Pillow Case ==
Escargoon: What's wrong, Sire? I haven't seen you this mad since yesterday.Escargoon: Take it easy on those turns.
King Dedede: Just hang on to my throne.
Escargoon: I'll hang on to the throne, Sire. It's my lunch I'm worried about.King Dedede: I'm their number one customer, and they ought to acknowledge that once in a while.
Escargoon: Well, maybe they would if you pay the bill every once in a while.King Dedede: Pillows? What're they for?
N.M.E. Sales Guy: Haven't you ever used one? They're for sleeping.King Dedede: Lucky little lump.


== A Fish Called Kine ==
Tiff: A fish who can write...
Kine: A lot of fish are very educated because we spend so much time in schools.Tiff: Me, your girlfriend?!
Tuff: (Laughing) Yeah, Tiff. And he can be your Gillfriend!Chef Kawasaki: Ah... the catch of the day.
Tuff: Stop! That's not sushi, that's Tiff's boyfriend!
Chef Kawasaki: Her... boyfriend?Tiff: You see how dangerous it is?
Tuff: You're lucky. You must have nine lives.
Kine: Maybe that means I'm part catfish...


== Flower Power ==
Fololo & Falala: Babagahara? I've heard of that place. No one who goes there has ever come back!Escargoon: This plant plan's startin' to grow on me.
Dedede: Yeah, that Pukey Flower's one bad blossom! It pops up little Noddy berries, the critters gobble them up, and the owners can't wake 'em. (laughs)
Escargoon: They think a wiff of the Pukey will wake them up, but then the Pukey eats them up!
Dedede: And now it's time for Kirby.
Escargoon: Lunch time. [the two burst into laughter]Kirby: (snoring, sleep-talking) Picnic...picnic...
Tuff: (gasps)
Kirby: (sleep-talking again) Pic...nic....


== Here Comes the Son ==
King Dedede: I happen to know just the Star Warrior you lookin' for.
Knuckle Joe: Then spill your guts, tubby.
King Dedede: Uhhh, tubby?
Escargoon: Hey wise guy, this is the king you're talking about! You can't insult him because he's fat! Or because he's a big ignoramus! Or because he's a tightwad-- (gets hammered by Dedede)
King Dedede: (clears throat) Sonny, I know just the Star Warrior you lookin' for, and his name's Kirby.
Knuckle Joe: Look out... Kirby.Knuckle Joe: He wasn't a father. He was a weakling.
Meta Knight: Good. I am glad. That way, he will not have to see what a monster you have become.
Knuckle Joe: What? I am not a monster!
Meta Knight: Anyone who abandons his reason, and lives only by hatred, is a monster.
Knuckle Joe: Grrr...
Tiff: Knuckle Joe... What we do makes us all monsters. And now, look what you did to Kirby.
Knuckle Joe: But I am not a monster!
Meta Knight: But you lived by hatred. And hatred is what eNeMeE loves.


== Dedede's Snow Job ==


== A Princess in Dis-Dress ==
King Dedede: (Practice proposal to Princess Rona) From the moment I laid my big ol' eyes on your big ol' head, I knew you were my love.King Dedede: (Cries) I wanna marry the pretty princess!
Escargoon: (at Princess Rona) Now you've broken the king's heart! (softly) How? I don't know, he doesn't have one.King Dedede: My dreams are shattered. How will I ever fill this emptiness?
Escargoon: Ah, just do what you normally do. Have seven cheeseburgers.


== Island of the Lost Warrior ==
Tuff: What are we going to do, Tiff?
Tiff: I'm thinking! It takes time to come up with great ideas!
[Tiff's stomach growls]
Tiff: [looking embarrassed] My stomach thinks it's a great idea for us to find some lunch now.Tiff: Kirby, I'm sure glad you made friends with Sergeant Cosmos.
Tuff: Me too, but that guy's still kind of wacky.
Tiff: He's been stuck on this island so long he thinks the Star Warriors still have an army.
Kit Cosmos: (suddenly puts out Kirby and friends' fire that they were cooking their fish on) Are you kids out of your minds?! Lightin' a campfire at night will give away our position to the enemy!
Tuff: Yeah, except we don't have any enemies.
Tiff: And look. Now we don't have any dinner.
Kit Cosmos: Tough luck. During some of my missions, I went weeks with nothin' to eat but dirt! A real warrior don't need no fancy luxuries like food!Kit Cosmos: I salute you, Meta Knight!


== The Empty Nest Mess ==
King Dedede: Escargoon! Get this caterpillar off of me!
Escargoon: I guess I used too much formula, but at least we know it works!


== Ninja Binge ==
Benikage: Keep away from the scroll, or prepare to battle a real ninja!Benikage: (sniff) They're plastic anyway... (cries)


== Like Mother, Like Snail/Escargoon Rules ==
Tiff: Who's so important to ya?
Escargoon: It's my... it's my... It's my mommy!Escargoon's Mother: Ahh, it's still so hard for me to believe that I'm the mother of a king.King Dedede: You two's Escar-dentical!Tiff: Don't worry. That guy's just pretending to be king.
Escargoon's Mother: He's pretending? But why?
Tiff: It's his job to act crazy. Dedede's the court jester.
Escargoon's Mother: Court jester? You mean he's a clown?King Dedede: (horrified, about his Drifter parachute) It's been De-De-Disintegrated!


== Sword and Blade, Loyal and True/Hour of the WolfWrath ==
Escargoon: (after WolfWrath has gotten away from him and Dedede) Ah, I don't think it's housebroken.
Dedede: That WolfWrath monster of yours better not wreck my castle. This ain't no doghouse!
N.M.E. Sales Guy: I'm afraid WolfWrath doesn't take too well to training, Triple D. He's kind of a hot dog and if you try to break him, you'll get burned! (laughs)
Dedede: Huh? It'll attack me?! (the N.M.E. Sales Guy laughs again)Escargoon: (about WolfWrath's battle with Meta Knight) Look, it's battling Meta Knight, not Kirby!
Dedede: Grr... Meta Knight oughtta mind his own beeswax and let WolfWrath turn Kirby into toast!
N.M.E. Sales Guy: Don't sweat it, Triple D. That monster can wipe out a whole army of Star Warriors.Escargoon: KITCHEEEEENNNNN!!! Where's the chow, ya chowderheads? His highness is hungry up here!
Waddle Doo: But we just served the king a ten-course meal.
Dedede: All of them appetizers was un-appetizin'. Bring me ten different courses and make it snappy!
Waddle Doo: Right! (he and the Waddle Dees make another ten-course meal and start bringing it to the king) Hup, two, three, four, we bring the food and he wants more, five, six, seven, eight, the king had better watch his weight.Sword Knight: We should have stayed to protect Kirby.
Blade Knight: [mumbling] Our promise.
Sword Knight: We're sorry, kids. We won't let it happen again.
Tiff: That's okay. The only reason you two were reckless was because you knew Meta Knight was in trouble.
Tuff: You guys sure are loyal to him. How'd you meet him?
Kirby: Poyo.
Blade Knight: *mumbling* Long time ago.
Sword Knight: Back when Meta Knight and the Star Warriors were battling Nightmare's monster armies. (begins flashback) The struggle turned the whole galaxy into a wasteland. To survive, we became bandits.
[Meta Knight is running up the side of the canyon when Blade Knight and Sword Knight step in his way]
Meta Knight: Out of my way. Let me pass!
Sword Knight: Oh, we'll be happy to let you pass, for a price.
[Blade Knight mumbling]
Meta Knight: I have no time for your games. The monster that is chasing me is truly dangerous.
Sword Knight: We're dangerous too.
Meta Knight: I warn you. Leave now while you still have a chance.
[WolfWrath's howl is heard above all three as it leaps down and attacks by surprise]
Blade Knight: Away! Away! [mumbling]
[Sword Knight attacks but is thrown aside by WolfWrath. It spits a fireball at them only for it to be reflected back by Meta Knight]
Meta Knight: Run. Quickly! [Blade Knight and Sword Knight hide as he then fights back against WolfWrath and ultimately forces it into a nearby lake as the flashback ends]
Sword Knight: We were just a pair of lousy crooks.
Blade Knight: Meta Knight *mumbling* rescued us.
Tiff: So that's why you follow him.
Tuff: 'Cause he saved you both.
Sword Knight: [about the weapons hung on the wall of their master's living room] Those things on the wall... We used them to rob and steal. Now they remind us of what fools we were before we met Meta Knight.Dedede: (snacking on his latest ten-course meal) What's taking them guards so long to track my monster?
Escargoon: Finish your snack, sire. I'm checking the cameras. (sees WolfWrath blowing fire everywhere it goes, even at the cameras) Ahh! What's it doing?! (sees even more of the castle halls on fire) Ah! WolfWrath's a fire dog!
Dedede: (gasps in anger and starts yelling at the N.M.E. Sales Guy) What're you trying to pull here?! That monster's barbecuing my whole castle!
N.M.E. Sales Guy: Oops! I guess I forgot to mention that. WolfWrath needs to set fires to get the strength for its attacks.
Dedede: (growling with anger, he's finally had enough and he gives an order to the Waddle Dees) Throw that WolfWrath outta here!Sword Knight: Blade. Remember how Meta Knight saved us when WolfWrath cornered us?
Blade Knight: Hm. Aye. (mumbling)
(flashback to when Meta Knight and WolfWrath fell into the nearby lake)
Sword Knight: Water is WolfWrath's one weakness.
Blade Knight: (mumbling) Put it out.Sword Knight: Brings back memories, don't it, Blade?
Blade Knight: (mumbling)
(last flashback of the episode begins, showing both Sword and Blade kneeling behind Meta Knight)
Meta Knight: So. Are you two sure you want to join me?
Blade Knight: You're (mumbling) great warrior.
Sword Knight: We want to make your cause our cause.
Meta Knight: I will tell you what we must do. We must search for a new warrior... one who will defeat eNeMeE and bring justice to our galaxy.
Sword Knight: From that moment on, we became Meta Knight's followers.
Blade Knight: And, (mumbling) loyal to him.


== The Flower Plot ==
Lovely: (to Whispy Woods) But Whispy, these oxygen-breathers can't possibly mean more to you than I do.


== Labor Daze ==


== The Hot Shot Chef / A Spice Oddysey ==
King Dedede: Yuck! Yuck!! YUCK!!! This slop ain't fit for a doggone dog! There's gotta be something here that's eatable! [takes a bite of a salad, chews for a few seconds then bursts into tears] I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
Escargoon: But Majesty, we've got other choices. Instant noodles, cat food, crunchy liver-and-bacon dog treats, hmm? [Dedede looms over him]
King Dedede: I want something TASTY!!!!!
(later, at Restaurant Kawasaki...)
King Dedede: Yuck! Yuck!! YUCK!!! THIS TASTES LIKE TRASH!!! Kawasaki, ain't you got nothing digestion-able in this here dump!?
Chef Kawasaki: Sorry, Sire. That's every dish on the menu.
King Dedede: You ain't no chef, YOU'RE A GARBAGEMAN!!
Escargoon: Come clean, Kawasaki. All chefs have secret recipes. Don't hold out on us!
Chef Kawasaki: I'm not! That's all I have!
King Dedede: What a loser. Let's get out of here.
Chef Kawasaki: But what about your bill?
King Dedede: Forget it, pizza-face! (throws a pizza at Kawasaki)
Chef Kawasaki: (tastes the pizza) It tastes okay to me...King Dedede: I need a top-class chef for my new restaurant.
N.M.E. Sales Guy: You owning a restaurant is like a termite owning a lumber yard.Monsieur Goan: Tornato.
King Dedede: Tornado?
Escargoon: Not tornado. Tornato. It's a fancy foreign language, Sire.
King Dedede: I was joking, ya beanhead!Chef Kawasaki: I can't even give my food away.
Tuff: What are you gonna do?
Tiff: I guess you can always pay people to eat here.Chef Kawasaki: [sighs] He was my only customer and I turned him into a flamethrower...Chef Kawasaki: It's done. This dish is so hot, it may burn through the pot. I call it Toxic Atomic Curry. When they get a taste of this, I'll be the hottest chef in town! [laughs maniacally]Tiff: (gasp) You're on fire!
Chef Kawasaki: Hahahaa-haha! Atomic Curry!Tuff: Kirby's in trouble!
Tiff: That monster knows every trick in the book!
Meta Knight: You mean in the cookbook!
Tiff: Hey, that's a pretty good one!King Dedede: (Laughing) Won't be long now, Kirby!
Kirby: (freezes)
Tiff: Kirby!
Escargoon: Relax, you'll feel a lot better when you try a bracing bowl of Kirby sorbet.
King Dedede: Just chill out, Kirby.Tuff: Yeah! He's Fire Kirby!
Meta Knight: No, that's the heartburn from Kawasaki's cooking.
Chef Kawasaki: I finally out-spiced Kirby!Escargoon: Alright, what's this all about a punishment?
King Dedede: If you ask me, it's punishment enough to mangle with the peasants!


== Hatch Me if You Can ==
Chief Bookem: Hmm. No missing egg reports coming yet. Nobody broke into any nests, lately. I guess Kirby can go back to sittin' on the egg.Tiff: Well, they're not gonna be any help. I'm gonna have to crack this egg case myself.


== Cappy New Year ==


== Abusement Park ==
N.M.E. Sales Guy: [about Mike Kirby's singing] It's like he's scratching down a chalkboard! I can't take it! I'm sending Kirby back...Meta Knight: I fear Microphone Kirby may be Kirby's most powerful form!
Tiff: Now you tell me!


== The Kirby Derby - Part I ==
King Dedede: I'M GONNA GET THAT GOOFBALL!!!!!Tiff: Tuff, I almost got run over! You should stick to a tricycle!


== The Kirby Derby - Part II ==
Mayor Len Blustergas: You and I were married forty years ago today. That's why I wanted to win so badly!


== A Recipe for Disaster ==
King Dedede: I paid Nightmare Enterprises a heap o' money so they can send me a heap o' popcorn?


== Junk Jam ==
Tuff: Kirby, doesn't your stomach ever get tired?


== Watermelon Felon ==
Meta Knight: Sometimes the pen is mightier than the sword.N.M.E. Sales Guy: [in reaction to King Dedede uploading the millions of newspapers that Kirby flooded his entire castle with to Nightmare's Fortress] Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
King Dedede: There's a lot more where that came from. Nobody wants these newspapers anymore, so I gotta put 'em somewhere.


== Escar-Gone ==
Meta Knight: Tiff. Have you ever met that snail before?
Tiff: Never. I was just being nice to him because he seemed so upset.
Meta Knight: Hmmm. We've never met, but somehow he knew both of our names.
Tiff: I think the guy's missing a few marbles.
Meta Knight: Maybe so. We'd better keep an eye on him in case his condition worsens.
Tiff: I wonder if his name really is Escargoon...
Escargoon: [having overheard Tiff & Meta Knight's conversation and realizing they've forgotten him as well] Oh, mercy! This is the darkest day of my life! [runs away crying]


== Monster Management ==
King Dedede: Ahh, heh heh heh. Ain't nothin' like starting the day off with bubblin' bath!
Escargoon: It's great to be king.
King Dedede: Mmm-hm.N.M.E. Sales Guy: Our new management director suggested that we give you a hands-on demonstration. I believe you've met. Say hello, Joe.
Knuckle Joe: [turns around smiling while donning his new business suit] That's Knuckle Joe!
[King Dedede & Escargoon's jaws drop in a huge state of surprise]
Knuckle Joe: Nice to see you again, tubby.Tokkori: What a mess. It's gonna be monster mayhem! Well, I sure hope Kirby took his vitamins today.Tuff: Oh, that Knuckle Joe! Why did he make all this trouble?!Meta Knight: Masher is a real heavyweight.
Tiff: [Replying to Meta Knight about Masher being a real heavyweight] You said it![Knuckle Joe leaps down, tosses away his business suit, and charges in to join in Masher's beatdown of Kirby]
Tiff: Knuckle Joe! (starts shedding tears) Please don't do it.
Knuckle Joe: Get ready, Kirby. Your time is up! Vulcan Jab, Vulcan Jab, Vulcan Jab! (starts pounding on Kirby as well)
Tiff: Poor Kirby.
Tuff: One bad guy was enough. How can Kirby win two against one?King Dedede: (in reaction to Knuckle Joe's sudden betrayal against Masher) Hey! You was supposed to clobber Kirby, not mess with Masher!
Knuckle Joe: I tricked ya!
[everyone reacts in surprise]
Knuckle Joe: It took a long time to plan, but it was worth it. I'm a monster hunter now, and I wanted to bag one of the big ones. That meant going after Masher!Tiff: You were like a double agent, Joe!Dedede: That's De-de-devious! Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!
Escargoon: What are you laughing at? Knuckle Joe just made you look like a knucklehead.
Dedede: AAAAH! You two-timer! Nobody monkeys with Triple D!
Knuckle Joe: Sorry, tubby. Too late!


== Prediction Predicament - Part I ==
King Dedede: Eh, What Happened?
Escargoon: You were sleepwalking, that's what happened! Or should I say you were sleepwhacking!Mabel: The monster that has been haunting you is your conscience, Sire.
King Dedede: What's a conscience?
Mabel: It is the goodness that lies in the deepest part of you.
Escargoon: Oh please. The only thing lying in the deepest part of him is a fried cheese log.Tuff: Wonder what Dedede's up to?
Tiff: Based on past experience, I think it's safe to say it's something stupid.N.M.E. Sales Guy: (about Phantom Star Gerath) Thousand years away, hmm? I don't know about our little friends, but I for one am feeling kind of impatient. What do you say we speed up the process just a little bit?
Nightmare: What a wonderful idea. [laughs evilly]


== Prediction Predicament - Part II ==
Meta Knight: Mice will always scamper away from a ship before it sinks.Tokkori: Kirby... Any moment now we'll be dust in the wind. We've always been the best of buddies, huh, Kirby? Huh? Kirby? KIRBY!! Listen when I'm talkin' to ya!Escargoon: You did it! You lovable lug, you! You finally listened to your heart for once!


== Sheepwrecked ==
Amon: The time has come! We must defeat our oppressors. Our natural meekness has been mistaken for weakness, but from this day forward, we will not behave like simpering sheep, but like ravenous wolves. Throughout history, we have been dominated by fear. But now our oppressors will learn to fear us![flocks of angry sheep rampage throughout Cappy Town, eating as much food as they can find while also wrecking as many antiques as possible]
Chef Kawasaki: I knew sheep liked grass, but who knew they liked my food?
Prof. Curio: Oh, you can't go tearing up my shop like a pack of wolves!
Tuggle: Hey, you're getting wool all over my merchandise there.
Amon: You have done well. Dream Land is now at our mercy, but we will show no mercy. We will conquer this planet, my friends... and soon, the entire universe! [he and the other sheep howl triumphantly in unison]Amon: There must be others like me. Others who yearn for freedom. I will seek them out, and perhaps one day I will lead a new flock.


== War of the Woods ==
Tiff: TUFF!!!!!
Tuff: AH! Hey Tiff, what's wrong? How come you look so mad?
Tiff: You know why! You were fighting!
Iro: We were just helping this old tree.
Tuff: Yeah, Whispy Woods asked us to.
Tiff: Oh, really, So Whispy Woods asked you to kick out those animals?
Tuff: Well, not exactly...
Tiff: Of course not. Because those animals helped that tree by living in it!
Tuff, Iro, Spikehead And Honey: Huh!?
Kirby: Poyo?
Coo: Acore provides us with a place to stay. And in exchange, we harm the insects and enrich the soil.
Tiff: That's right, kicking them out was a mistake!
Tuff, Iro, Spikehead And Honey: (Sadly) Aw...
Tuff: We were only trying to help...
Tokkori: Well, ya didn't! Thanks to you that tree's even worse off than before!
Coo: You helped them too, Tokkori.
Tokkori: Yeah, I forgot that.Escargoon: Save the tears for your golf score, sire.King Dedede: We've been De-De-Divided!


== Pink-Collar Blues ==
Escargoon: Believe me, it'll be cheaper than your hospital bill if you have to eat my cooking.Tiff: Don't Eat It!King Dedede: Escargoon! Let's play some putt-putt!
Escargoon: I don't have time to watch you cheat at miniature golf. My entire life savings are in jeopardy!
King Dedede: Whadda ya mean I cheat?
Escargoon: Oops.
King Dedede: I ain't never cheated at miniature golf!Kirby: Poooyooooo! Poyo! (laughs cutely) Poyo! Poy!


== Tourist Trap ==
Tiff: I'm sorry, Kabu. We'll come back and clean you up.
Kabu: I could use some moisturizer too.Waddle Doo: (to the tourists, pointing to his flask of ice) Shibi ton pa, ha ta sai Kirby!


== A Novel Approach ==
King Dedede: Somebody stole all the pictures out of this here book! It's all gobbledygook here.
Escargoon: They're words.Escargoon: Arghh! You rule a Kingdom and you don't even know how to read?
King Dedede: Course I know how to read, you dummy! I learned how to before I got expelled from kindergarten!Escargoon: Give me that book! I'm only up to chapter 2!Rowlin: You imposter! How dare you be me.Rowlin: No matter how sad we feel or how bad our circumstances, we can use our imaginations to dream something better. We should never give up on our dreams because they're what build our tomorrows!


== Snack Attack - Part I ==
Chief Bookem: (to Dedede) I'm sorry, Your Highness, but I gotta do my duty. Next time you wanna steal, just raise our taxes.King Dedede: I felt like a zoo animal sitting in that jail cell.
Escargoon: No self-respecting zoo would take you.


== Snack Attack - Part II ==
King Dedede: Can't tell a crook by its blubber!


== Cartoon Buffoon ==
King Dedede: You don't get crackin', I'm gonna have to give you all a whackin'!Escargoon: We're right behind you majesty, you're a hero to us all!
King Dedede: Oh come now, little ol' me a hero? Surely you jestin!Meta Knight: It is Fire Dedede, our Hero! (to You) I would never say that.King Dedede: *Sigh* All this animation's giving me palpitation!
Escargoon: I'll never direct another cartoon.


== Don't Bank on It ==
King Dedede: Time for me to work on my hypno-doot-dooey.King Dedede: (speaking through the Dedede Dolls) Dedede... You like me... Dedede... You trust me...King Dedede: Sleep tight. You gonna be in for a rude awakening.King Dedede: Dedede is tired. I ain't gettin' no rest. If I can't sleep, then neither can you fools! WAKE UP! (starts psychically using his Dedede Dolls to pummel the residents of Cappy Town, laughing all the while, except for Tiff, who already locked up her own doll inside one of her drawers before going to sleep)Tokkori: That's one dangerous doll. Last night, it stomped me without any warning. Kick that thing out!King Dedede: Hey! Quit strangling me!
Escargoon: I'm only trying to prevent something terrible from happening to you, Sire!King Dedede: But I still got one doll left so I can get my revenge!
Escargoon: I dunno. Playing with dolls can be hazardous to your health.
King Dedede: That don't matter none to me so long as I get that Kirby!Tiff: Now that's embarrassing.
Escargoon: Honey, you don't know the meaning of the word embarrassing.


== Kirby Takes the Cake ==
Tuff: Hah! This is fun. I bet Kirby doesn't know a thing about his surprise party.
Tiff: Probably. He doesn't know anything.
Tuff, Spikehead, Iro, & Honey: That's true.Mayor Len: Kirby, I didn't see you there! This is no place for you, I'm afraid.
Prof. Curio: That's right. We're busy, so, uh...
Mayor Len: Go on. Shoo, shoo. [Kirby begins to leave] Bye bye!Chief Bookem: Oh! Sorry, Kirby. Lots to do today. Gotta apprehend a couple of donuts!King Dedede: That there's a weapon of mass Dedede-struction.Escargoon: I saw this coming. After all, a ruler like you is loud, mean, nasty, sneaky, self-centered... (King Dedede angrily flattens him) (weakly) ...did I mention violent...N.M.E. Sales Guy: Hey there, Triple D. What's up?
King Dedede: I'll tell you what's up. I need you to send me your most powerful monster!
N.M.E. Sales Guy: Our most powerful monster? Sounds urgent.
King Dedede: You bet it's urgent! I'm about to become the victim of a Cappy-comb!
N.M.E. Sales Guy: I think I've got one for you, but I should warn ya. He's a bit of a slippery character.
King Dedede: Whadda ya mean?
N.M.E. Sales Guy: You see, he has trouble distinguishing between friend and foe. Poor little fella gets confused sometimes. I'd wanna handle this one with care, Big D!
King Dedede: Now don'tcha worry. We'll handle this one real good!Tokkori: What's that? Nobody wants to play with ya? [bursts out laughing about what Kirby told him] Nobody wants to play with ya, 'cause nobody likes ya!
Kirby: [shocked by what Tokkori just said to him] Poyo?!
Tokkori: Ever since you got here, you've been a pink pain in the neck. As usual, I'm the only one around here with the guts to tell you the truth! Everybody says that Kirby is nothin' but trouble. If I was you, I'd fly the coop cause you ain't welcome here, Sonny! [Kirby starts packing up] With you outta the way, things would finally get back to normal, and I could take over this cottage permanent. Booooy, wouldn't that be the day? [notices that Kirby's gone] Huh? Kirby? Where'd that boy go?Kabu: Wait! Do not go. You are troubled, my friend, and your heart is full of sorrow. One year has passed since you came to Dream Land.Tokkori: Ah! There ya are! Hey, next time you run away, tell me where you're goin' would ya? I've been lookin' high and low for ya. Yer girlfriend's plenty steamed at me cause a' you. Come on! Get movin'! Everybody in Cappy Town's goin' crazy worryin', so come on back home!Tiff: I'm sorry, Kirby. We didn't play with you because we didn't want to ruin the surprise for you. We wouldn't want to hurt you for anything, Kirby!King Dedede: I've heard of pretty girls poppin' outta cakes, but this is even better!Meta Knight: Kirby, you have indeed grown in many ways this year. I cannot wait to see what changes next year brings.Tiff: Happy first anniversary, Kirby! We're all very happy that you came to Dream Land. Kirby, we love you!


== Scare Tactics - Part I ==


== Scare Tactics - Part II ==
King Dedede: Uh-oh. Escargoon? Yo! You okay? I done mistook you for a ghost!
Escargoon: ...How many ghosts take showers?NME Salesman: This little bonehead's a real shocker!Kirby: Zzzzzzzzz....


== One Crazy Knight ==
Sir Gallant: Greetings, peasants! I am Sir Gallant, and I have been greatly moved by your plight and by the courage that you have shown in the face of such monstrous enslavement. But fear not. The end of your oppression is at hand!Sir Gallant: (to Windwhipper) So, we meet again. You bested me last time, but this time I will prevail!Mabel: It is up to you to fight for justice everywhere.


== Sweet & Sour Puss ==
Escargoon: Dedede's a rotten boss to work for. That I can't deny. He yells and screams and criticizes, no matter how I try. I deserve a raise, but the king refuses. All I ever get are bumps and bruises! He's a grouch. He's a grump. But I stay. Maybe I'll be king one day.King Dedede: Why can't we all just be friends?Tiff: This hallway needs a traffic light.King Dedede: (Togeira, inside his head, has just stored enough of his anger and now unleashes it into an explosive flaming rage from within him, causing him to let loose a rage-filled roar to everyone's horror while causing Escargoon to whimper at the same time) Now it's payback time!
Tuff: No more Mr. Nice Guy.
Kirby: Poyo! Po, poy!
Tiff: He's back to his old self.
Meta Knight: No, the monster is still controlling him.
King Dedede: Alright Escargoon, who's been beating on me!?
Escargoon: (yells in panic, then laughs nervously and afterwards throws Dedede's hammer to Kirby) Uh, Kirby!
Kirby: Poy! (Dedede grabs his hammer back from him) Po, poyo? Po...
King Dedede: WELL NOW I'M GONNA POUND YOU 'TIL YOU'RE FLAT AS A FLAPPYJACK!!!(Kirby and friends laugh at each other)

Kirby: Poyo, poyo! Poyo, poyo!


== Dedede's Pet Threat ==
King Dedede: Aww... Ain't my new Scarfy-poos sweet, Escargoony-goon?
Escargoon: Yeah, I suppose they're kind of sweet. The kind of sweet that makes you barf.Tokkori: What's the matter? Ain't I tasty enough?


== A Half-Baked Battle ==
Kirby: Hahahahahahaha! (laughs at King Dedede)
Tokkori: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!Dedede: (overhears Tiff's family laughing at him getting hit with a pie) Hey, what's so funny? (the family stops laughing for a few seconds, and then starts laughing again)
Sir Ebrum: You're quite the comedian, your majesty!
Tiff: A cream pie in the face... now that's a classic! (She and Sir Ebrum start laughing again while Dedede growls angrily)
Escargoon: Slowing down the tape for a moment, we clearly see the stunned expression on the king's face as he is unexpectedly pie-pummeled. (laughs at the repeats twice)
Lady Like: You also made my family scream many times in the past, your majesty. But now it's screaming with laughter!
Tuff: It's funnier every time they show it! (Dedede growls again before running out of the living room)Tiff: Why don't you suck it up!? [tastes the custard] UUUUUGGGHHH!!!Escargoon: Bellybuster must make his pies in a barber shop. They taste like shaving cream, except worse.


== eNeMeE Elementary ==
Tuff: (Singing) When old King Dedede came to town, he got off his throne and his pants fell down.
Spikehead: (Singing) He thinks he's a king, but he's really a clown.
Honey: (Singing) When Dedede came to town!
Tuff, Iro, Spikehead & Honey: (Singing) When old King Dedede starts to roar, he never heard anything like it before.
Kirby: Poyo, Poyo!
Tuff, Iro, Spikehead & Honey: (Singing) Unless of course, you heard him snore, then Dedede starts to roar! (Laughing)Escagoon: (Laughing) That's you, sire.
King Dedede: They're making a monkey out of me!
Escargoon: Oh, you've got to admit, it is pretty funny, sire. (laughing again) Huh? (sees his own drawing) I'll sue those little punks!Tuff: How come we have to wear these goofy-looking robes?
King Dedede: 'Cause I'm the one selling them, that's why!King Dedede: Must be the spirit of creativitude taking over!Tiff: (being possessed by the demon hat) Listen up you rowdy bunch of hooligans! (To Kirby) If you think you can get away with that kind of behavior in my class, You've Got Another Thing Comin'!King Dedede: (Cries) Them ruffians ain't gonna learn no manners! (Cries Again)


== The Meal Moocher ==
Hana: You came just in time! I'm about to serve dinner. Would you like to come join us?Sir Ebrum: (about the idea of winning money through a meal) That's interesting.
Lady Like: It would be nice to win that money.
Sir Ebrum: Oh dear, we're above that sort of thing.King Dedede: Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. Just remember, I like king-sized portions!Escargoon: [his thinking-voice] This is trouble. I gotta stop the king from giving them a five-star rating, for our bank accounts is going belly-up!King Dedede: [he grabs Escargoon's beard] HEY! What's the idea torchin' my tongue!?
Escargoon: Sorry, Sire. But I had to act quick cause you can't afford to pay out any more prize!
King Dedede: Let's see, how you like you red pepper? You double-dealin' spice sneakin' slug, here!?King Dedede: I done decided that I don't feel like dinin' on crab no more. 'Specially when it's bigger than me. But you can go on ahead and eat it yourself if you want to.


== Crusade for the Blade ==
Sirica: 	Meta Knight... It's been a very long time.
Meta Knight: You speak as though we have met. Have we?
Sirica: So you don't remember? My mother was the Star Warrior Garlude!Tiff: This is ridiculous! Meta Knight's a great Star Warrior, not a thief like you.
Sirica: Hmph. Meta Knight inspires great loyalty, for someone so heartless.
(Kirby and the kids gasp at what Sirica just said)
Tuff: What do you mean?!
Sirica: Your friend Meta Knight was an enemy of my mother. (begins flashback, in her mind) It was many many, years ago. My mother Garlude was considered the greatest of all Star Warriors. She and Meta Knight had been chosen among many noble warriors to reclaim the sacred sword, Galaxia, which had been stolen by the evil beast: Kirisakin. They began to battle the great monster. Both were brave and fought valiantly, but in the end, the beast proved too strong for Garlude. Just as she was reclaiming the sword, she was overpowered! Meta Knight stood and watched as my mother lost the battle. He stole the sword and fled, leaving my mother to perish... alone. (ends flashback)N.M.E. Sales Guy: Well, if this space girl's as tough as you say she is, then I better send over the "big guy". (sends Kirisakin to King Dedede and Escargoon as it roars and clashes its two scythes over its head)
King Dedede: Now that's a monster!
Escargoon: Ugh... I think I'm gonna faint.Sirica: (having heard a familiar lion-esque roar and seen Kirisakin making its way to Kabu) This can't be... it's Kirisakin, the great monster.
Meta Knight: Kirisakin is here to reclaim the Galaxia sword. We must stop it!Galaxia: (after Sirica tries to pry it from the ground a second time) My name is Galaxia. Only the most powerful of knights may wield my ancient magic. Meta Knight is the chosen one. Your mother Garlude knew well this truth. (begins flashback to how Garlude sacrificed herself to deliver Galaxia to Meta Knight) In sacrificing her life, Garlude made the ultimate sacrifice.
(Garlude manages to pry Galaxia from its pedestal and throws it to Meta Knight before Kirisakin delivers the killing blow to her from behind. Meta Knight claims Galaxia and leaps at Kirisakin to fight it. End flashback)
Sirica: If my mother gave my life for this, I shall too.Sirica: Galaxia... Now I know what a great Star Warrior my mother was to the very end.
Meta Knight: Sirica. Your mother would have been so proud.Tiff: Wow, Meta Knight! She was a great warrior.


== Fitness Fiend ==
King Dedede: [Surrounded by potato chip bags] Y'know, there's jus' somthin' about sittin' in front o' the TV all day long that gives me the nibblies!
Escargoon: Just look at this mess! Where do you expect me to put all these soggy sacks?
King Dedede: This looks like a good place! [Shoves an empty bag onto Escargoon's head]
Escargoon: You know, you're a real couch potato. You're as big as a couch and you're full of potatoes.King Dedede: If fit is in, i'm out.Meta Knight: He has fallen, and cannot get up!N.M.E. Sales Guy: Hey, what up, D?
King Dedede: Zip yer layer!
Escargoon: Your chips made his majesty a travesty!
N.M.E. Sales Guy: It's not our fault he can't control his appetite! We made those snacks to fatten up Kirby, not you, sire.
King Dedede: Why'd ya have to go and make 'em so delicious?! Nobody can resist those things! THEY'S TOO DANG TASTY!!!!


== Mabel Turns the Tables ==
Tiff: Samo, you should be ashamed of yourself!Lady Like: My husband's prime minister!
Escargoon: Your husband's unemployed, Blondie!Escargoon: I suppose the royal golf course is a bust?
Mabel: You said it, not I.


== Something to Sneeze At ==
Escargoon: Ah...ah...ah...ah...AH-CHOO!!!
King Dedede: [grunts] You sprayed me! Now what was that for!?King Dedede: HEY, YOU, META KNIGHT! Whadda' you know about all the sneezin' and wheezin' that's goin' round' here?
Meta Knight: [Coughs and Runs off]
King Dedede: Even Meta Knight got a cold!Kirby: Ahh..ahh.ahhhh.... CHOO!!King Dedede: I turned myself into an ice cube and I still ain't sick. What am I doing wrong!?
N.M.E. Sales Guy: Maybe you're too warm-hearted.


== The Kirby Quiz ==
Honey: I think it was Stone Kirby.
Mabel: I think you are right. (presses button)
Tokkori: What's the answer?
Tuff: It was Fire Kirby. (presses button)
Samo: I don't recall.
Kawasaki: I'll take a wild guess. (presses button, answering "Needle")
Tiff: That's easy. It was Fire Kirby, remember?
Kirby: (pressing button) Fire!
Escargoon: It was Fire Kirby for sure.
King Dedede: Haha! Stone Kirby! (presses button)
(Escargoon gasps)N.M.E. Sales Guy: This tough cookie fought against Kirby only to become a great hero. What was his name?
Mabel and Honey: Knuckle Joe! (presses button)
Samo and Kawasaki: Knuckle Joe! (presses button)
Tiff and Kirby: Knuckle Joe! (presses button)
Tuff and Tokkori: Knuckle Joe! (presses button)
Escargoon: Knuckle Joe!
King Dedede: (presses button) DEDEDE!
(Audience breaks out laughing)
Escargoon: I had the right answer!
King Dedede: Guess my hands must have slipped or something.Tuff and Tokkori: Spin Kick! (Tokkori presses button)
King Dedede and Escargoon: Who cares, anyway?
(The entire audience breaks out laughing)


== Masher 2.0 ==
Lady Like: [sees Tuff's soccer ball] Tuff, you know better. Take this ball outside.
Tuff: [about the outside storm] Out there? [cue booming thunder sounds, startling Kirby and the kids]
Sir Ebrum: The weather's taken a nasty turn.
Tiff: I've never seen lightning this bad.Knuckle Joe: (to Masher 2.0) You're a lot stronger than me, that's for sure. But you've sure got a bucket of bolts for a brain! (Masher approaches) Get ready to rock! (punches the rock he's standing on, causing it to shatter)


== The Chill Factor ==
(Kirby and the kids have found a giant air conditioner that's been spewing cold air into the sky, discovering the source of the second wave of Winter weather in Dream Land)
Tuff: Hey Tiff, what is that thing?
Kirby: Poyo?
Tiff: Now it all makes sense.
Tuff & Kirby: Huh?
Tiff: The Pengy tribe brought this here on purpose, and it's so powerful that it turned our summer into winter.
Tuff: Yeah, but why?
Kirby: Poyo...
(suddenly, the trio hears a familiar voice. It's Pengy)
Pengy: So, it looks as though our young friends have discovered our secret. (laughs as the trio turns around to see him and his guards surround them with their spears)
Tiff: Pengy!
Tuff: (gasps in horror)
Kirby: Poyo!Pengy: Your reign is through, King Dede-dumb!


== The School Scam ==
Kirk: I sure hope our new school's built better than this dump!Smirk: There ain't no one to stop us, so we can teach all we want!Kirk: (as Tiff enters the classroom) What are you doing here?
Dirk: You got expelled from school.
Smirk: And we did the expellin'.
Tiff: I'm taking charge here and you're taking a hike. (Tuff, Kirby, and the Cappy kids are surprised)
Dirk: You don't count so good for a math teacher.
Kirk: It's three against one!
Tiff: True... But I've got one brain and you three bullies haven't gotten any.
Smirk: Then let's have a toughness test!
Tiff: That's fine with me.Smirk: You ain't such a bad brawler for a teacher. Too bad I gotta clobber ya.
Tiff: I hope you like to travel, because I'm gonna send you packing.Tuff: Yeah!
Kirby: Poyo!
Kirby and the Cappy kids: Yeeeaaaahhhhhhh!
Tiff: No!
(Tuff, Kirby, and the Cappy kids gasp)MT2: Here we come, Kirby!King Dedede: Aaah! School's out!
Escargoon: We failed again!
King Dedede: There's always next semester!


== Delivery Dilemma ==


== Trick or Trek ==


== Buccaneer Birdy ==


== A Whale of a Tale ==
Tuff: HEY!
Tiff: What's wrong?
Tuff: We saw what you're hiding down there. Nets and harpoons and stuff for catching whales!
Kirby: (angrily) Poyo!
Tiff: For catching whales?!
King Dedede: Aww. Guess we've been found out. Escargoon?
Escargoon: Aye aye, Sire. (presses a button and Dedede's boat reveals its true form as a whaling ship)
Tiff: This isn't a tour boat. It's a whaling ship!
King Dedede: (laughing) Time to start whaling!


== Waddle While You Work ==
Tiff: That's just horrible!
Chef Kawasaki: What is?
Tiff: Taking advantage of those poor things!
Curio: Would you all rather they work for Dedede?
Tiff: Uh, well...
Tuff: Hey, Tiff, we never thought about that.
Gengu: After all, it's not as if we don't treat 'em right!Tiff: This is hopeless.King Dedede: I'll get you, Kirby! That's the last time you steal my dinner! YOU CHICKEN THIEF!


== Dedede's Raw Deal ==
Chef Kawasaki: Your Majesty, I could use some financial help.
King Dedede: Heh heh heh heh. I bet you want a loan!
Escargoon: That's an even riskier proposition than eating your food.King Dedede: This grub tastes grubby.
Escargoon: Ugh. If you eat fast, you won't notice.Escargoon: How dare you question His Majesty's integrity! Why, he's as honest as the day is dark!
Tiff & Tuff: Huh?King Dedede: This sushi monster's gonna clobber Kirby!
Escargoon: Yeah. It sure is well-armed.Tiff: Kirby, listen up! [Kirby hiccups] If you don't get rid of those hiccups, you'll never be able to eat again!
Kirby: [Freaking Out] POYO!!!!! [Jumps and spins around to freshen up and his hiccups are gone]


== Caterpillar Thriller ==
Escargoon: Get it, Kirby! I can't take these sinus allergies anymore. [sneezes]Island Sisters: Mosugaba truly wants to live in peace. It is only attacking to set us free. But we can sing to Mosugaba to calm him down.


== Fossil Fools - Part I ==
Escargoon: [screams] Look at that thing!
King Dedede: Looks kinda familiar!


== Fossil Fools - Part II ==
King Dedede: Heh heh heh! Escarsaurus sure is a dino wimp, I'd say.
Escargoon: Give him all you've got, Escarsaurus! Tackle that tub of lard!Buttercup: (to Chief Bookem) That dinosaur has your face!Mabel: Something about that dinosaur looks familiar.Mabel: Have I gone mad, Samo, or did those dinosaurs look just like you and me?
Samo: They did indeed. But I must admit, I find you much prettier.Tiff: That dinosaur looks just like me!
Tuff: She even has your personality!Doctor Moro: It would be foolish to destroy my laboratory.Chef Kawasaki: Hey, he looks just like me!
Tuff: It's a Kawasakisaurus!Doctor Moro: Thanks to your invaluable tip, Tiff, I have achieved what I believe to be my greatest creation. By using Star Warrior DNA, I have created the ULTIMATE MONSTER!! [evilly laughs and turns into a monster]


== Dedede's Monsterpiece ==
King Dedede: [points to a huge, cross-eyed version of himself] Right here, that's me. Since I'm what you'd call the star of this here paintin', I'm smack-dab in the middle! You'll note the perspecticles, and I put a big old impressionistic Sun [a red circle with lines coming off it] up there, see? [Points to his small castle, and a huge misshapen-looking Escargoon next to it] Right there is my castle, and right next to it is Escargoon. Note the lack of depth. [points to an awkwardly-angled version of Mayor Len Blustergas with noodle arms and two giant angry Pac-Man-like sheep behind him] This here's the Mayor being chased by his sheep. [points to a misshapen Kirby in the corner of the painting] And this here's Kirby. He's being chased by me! See, I drawed him all lumpy to express his inner lumpiness!
Kirby: [angrily hopping up and down] POYO! POYOOOO!


== Right Hand Robot ==


== Goin' Bonkers ==
Tiff: (to Tokkori) No, you're a chicken!
King Dedede: What?


== Power Ploy ==
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== A Trashy Tale ==
Escargoon: I can't tell if this is a throne room or a landfill.Tiff: [To Tuff] Don't laugh, you have to clean your room too!
Tuff: [Nervously Laughs]
Kirby: [while Handing Tuff A Broom] Poyo, Poyo!
Tuff: Ah boy, what a dirty trick.


== Cooking Up Trouble ==
Sword Kinght: Blade?
Blade Knight: Ay?
Sword Knight: Smells delicious, don't it? Course' anything would smell good compared to Meta knight's cooking!
Blade Knight: (Speaks in foreign language)
Sword Knight: You could say that again!
(Meta Knight enters from behind)
Meta Knight: Say what again?
(Sword and Blade turn around surprised)
Sword Knight: Err... He was saying that your cooking... is beyond compare!
Blade Knight: (Responds in foreign language)
Meta Knight: Hmm...


== Teacher's Threat ==
King Dedede: It's time for me to face the fact that I may need some education.
Escargoon: Education won't help you. The mind's only a terrible thing to waste if you have one.Tokkori: What are you brats gonna learn standing out here in the rain? How to get soggy?Tiff: But this school doesn't have anything to do with cooking.
Chef Kawasaki: That's okay. My cooking doesn't have anything to do with cooking either!Mr. Chip: Punishment won't help him learn. What Dedede could use is a bit of encouragement.King Dedede: I need some down time so my brain could re-coagulate.


== Mumbies Madness ==
Escargoon: Easy, Sire. This is a comedy show, not a reality series!


== A Sunsational Surprise/A Sunsational Puzzle ==


== A Chow Challenge ==


== Waste Management ==
Crowmon: You lied to me! You said you'd give us all we can eat. But the trash is gone and we're still hungry!Crowmon: You will never get away!


== Shell-Shocked ==
Escargoon: [sneezes] Somethin' around here's got my allergies acting up.
King Dedede: [laughs] Just don't sneeze on the grill! I'm cookin' top shell! [he take a mouthful of topshell and he chewing] Maaaan! Is that ever hot! But tasty. Here, you wanna try one?
Escargoon: Not if they taste like they smell.
King Dedede: Not even one?
Escargoon: I don't like shellfish.
King Dedede: Bet you never tasted ones like these here. Come on!
Escargoon: Eugh... No! (exclaims)
King Dedede: Guess that just means more top shells for me! [some empty topshells will fell on a ground]  Boy, oh, boy, that does a belly good!
[Waddle Dees clean some other topshells and except one who fell, and then Dedede imagine of this topshell]
King Dedede: An empty shell. Get outta that shell right now!
[Escargoon screaming]All: Nobody?
Escargoon: Why do I suddenly feel like a SCIENTIST EXPERIMENT!?
(When Dedede bangs the door with his mallet)
Escargoon: I'm NOT letting you in this door!
King Dedede: (he continue banging the door with his mallet for several times) Let me in!
Escargoon: GO AWAY!!! Help me.Maimaigoon: (to Kirby as he fires his lighting beams) You're finished, Kirby!


== Tooned Out ==
Tiff: You guys shouldn't stick around taking my pictures without permission.
Sleepy: She looks good she's mad.
Bony: Those lying visitor but totally fears.
Biggie: She's sure is gonna lot a fun you are.
Boys: (to Tiff) Cutie.
Tiff: [gasps] Don't call me that! Why don't you guys show a little originality and invent your own cartoon character instead of picking on me?! I DON'T WANT TO BE A CARTOON STAR!!
Boys: Did you say "so sorry"?Dis Walney: Hmm, the scene needs more excitement. I need more energy, King!Anige: Now I'm going to delete your friend Kirby permanently!Tiff: Is that airhead really supposed to be me?!
Biggie: Yeah. Except, she's not short like you.
Tiff: Yeah, I'm short alright. (furious growl) AND SO'S MY TEMPER!!!


== Born to Be Mild - Part I ==


== Born to Be Mild - Part II ==


== Hunger Struck ==
(A Waddle Dee Eats A Cookie)
King Dedede: No Way!
Escargoon: It adsorbed the cookie!
King Dedede: Hey, how'd it do that? It's munchin' alright...
Escargoon: Wonder how it flosses...
King Dedede: That's weird.King Dedede: We in trouble! My own guards is out to get me!
Escargoon: I've heard of hunger strikes before, but this is ridiculous!


== D'Preciation Day ==
Escargoon: Looks like Tiff's trying to disrupt Dis Day.
King Dedede: Just wait 'til she finds out who we dissin' next.
(both Dedede and Escargoon break out laughing)Chuckie: Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh!


== The Thing About the Ring ==
Tiff: (to Sir Ebrum) How come you always act so weird on your anniversary? I don't get it. It's the same thing every time.Escargoon: There you are, my twinkling little treasures. I bet none of you's made of glass. Little does King Greedede know I've been collecting you glittery goo-gahs for years!


== A Dental Dilemma ==
Tiff: Oh, please. I've had toothaches funnier than King Dedede.Escargoon: That maniac drilled so deep, I thought he was gonna strike oil.Escargoon: You could get cavities too, you know.
King Dedede: Heh heh heh heh heh. My choppers is way too powerful to get conquered by cavities.Lady Like: Tuff. I want you to brush your teeth before you go to bed tonight. You too, Kirby!Escargoon: But, Sire, you have to get that tooth filled.
Dedede: Ain't no way you gonna drag me there! I'd rather dive head-first into the Booma-Dooma Volcano!Escargoon: Doctor Yabui won't hurt you, Sire.
Dedede: He had you shrieking like a smoke detector!


== Cowardly Creature ==
Whippy: Hitti hitti!


== Frog Wild ==
King Dedede: He done what?!
Escargoon: Kirby's smashing up Cappy Town like a pink wrecking ball!
King Dedede: [laughing] He sees it's more fun to be a heel than a hero! But there's only room for one mischief-maker in this kingdom, and that's me!King Dedede: There goes my limo!
Escargoon: Thanks, Kirby.Tiff: Kirby! I told you to knock it off!
(Kirby still attacking to Waddle Dees and Dedede)
Tiff: FOR THE LAST TIME! STOP, KIRBY!!!!King Dedede: (after letting the Demon Frog possess him and transforming) You puny peewees better be scared, 'cause I'm the baddest dude on the whole planet.


== Air-Ride-in-Style - Part I ==
King Dedede: I've been real patient with you, but I want me a monster that can whup Kirby now!
N.M.E. Sales Guy: I understand your disappointment, Big D, but I've been sending you top-of-the-line monsters all along.
King Dedede: Well the bottom line is, them blame-os was losers!
Escargoon: That's right! His majesty may be a big fat meathead, but how many half-baked freakazoids are you gonna send me?!
King Dedede: (bops Escargoon) I'll do the complaining here.
N.M.E. Sales Guy: Maybe you've been going about stopping Kirby the wrong way. Have you ever thought about-
King Dedede: I ain't interested in thinking! I know everything there is to know about catching Kirby already.
N.M.E. Sales Guy: I was only going to remind your fly-ness about Kirby's secret weapon.
King Dedede: Say what?
Escargoon: Secret weapon?
N.M.E. Sales Guy: [laughs] I'm referring of course to Kirby's shining star; the Warp Star.
King Dedede: The Warp Star?
Escargoon: That's what that Tiff always calls out.
King Dedede: Yeah. The big ol' thing comes flying to rescue Kirby.
N.M.E. Sales Guy: [laughs again] See what a little thing he can do- [Dedede pelts his monitor with an egg, surprising him]
King Dedede: Just kill the dip-strip and get to the point.
N.M.E. Sales Guy: As I was about to say, Sire, if Kirby didn't have the Warp Star to come to his rescue, Kirby would be easy to get rid of.
King Dedede: Hey, that's it! If we can stop the Warp Star, we can stop Kirby! Hah!Sir Ebrum: Good day, Your Majesty.
Lady Like: You most certainly startled us.
Tiff: You better not be here for Kirby.
Escargoon: [laughs] We're not here for the little pod.
King Dedede: We here for the big mouth!
Tiff: Huh? [Dedede and Escargoon nab her]
Tuff: You can't do that!
Lady Like: Tiff, no!
(Dedede and Escargoon stuff Tiff into their limo and drive away with her)
Tuff: [chases Dedede's limo alongside Kirby, Fololo & Falala] COME BACK!
Fololo: HEY!
Tuff: YOU DIRTY CROOK!!!
Sir Ebrum: How dare he! That blaggard has kidnapped our daughter!
Lady Like: We have to get her back somehow!Escargoon: If it isn't the little brother to the rescue. Ain't that nauseating?
King Dedede: Get lost. We trying to figure out where Kirby's Warp Star's at.
Tuff: Well that's easy. The Warp Star's inside Kabu.
Kirby: Poyo.
[Dedede, Escargoon, and Tiff all react in shock and Tuff, having realized what he just said, covers his mouth, and then Dedede and Escargoon burst out laughing and then run off to Kabu]Tuff: It sure is weird. (about the Warp Star's pedestal) But the Warp Star fits inside it so perfect, especially since Kabu's been around for millions of years.
Tiff: Of course it's weird. Everything about Kabu is weird.King Dedede: Alright Kabu, I'm gonna ask ya one last time. Now is you or is you ain't hiding Kirby's Warp Star? (Kabu doesn't respond)
Escargoon: Alright Mr. Frozen Face, now you're gonna get it!
Waddle Doo: Attack! (the Waddle Dees throw their spears at Kabu, but they simply bounce off him without any effect on him)
King Dedede: Escargoon! I want that freaky tiki in jail!
Escargoon: In jail?
King Dedede: Waddle Doo! Throw Kabu in the dungeon, you hear?
Waddle Doo: Dungeon?! But Your Majesty, I don't have the Waddle Dee power. Kabu's too big to move!
King Dedede: What?
Escargoon: Believe it or not, he's heavier than you are.King Dedede: Heh heh heh heh heh! The Wimp Star's high-tailin' it home to Kabu.
N.M.E. Sales Guy: Home to Kabu? What do you mean?
Escargoon: Kabu's been hiding the Warp Star. Get with the program, pal!
King Dedede: Them pals thought they was pretty clever.
N.M.E. Sales Guy: This isn't good, D. Better cancel that Kirby farewell party. I'm afraid that Warp Star's gonna be back in tip top shape in no time.
[King Dedede and Escargoon gasp in horror]
N.M.E. Sales Guy: Kabu's sort of a hospital for Warp Stars and wounded Star Warriors... Like a big recovery room.
King Dedede & Escargoon: RECOVERY?!?!?!


== Air-Ride-in-Style - Part II ==
Escargoon: (after watching the Formula Star Rider's defeat) I'd say that guy's a formula for disaster.
King Dedede: I ain't worried none. We still got three more left here. (laughing) Kirby just got lucky that time, that's all.King Dedede: (after having watched the Winged Star Rider's defeat) [angrily growls] These Air Riders is a bust. Whatcha givin' me?
N.M.E. Sales Guy: Hold on there, gents. After all, the show's not over yet, is it?
Escargoon: No, but it better have an unhappy ending.
King Dedede: This last one better do the trick or you in trouble here!
N.M.E. Sales Guy: You'll see that Shadow Star's the grand finale.Tiff: (about the Winged Star) Wow, Kirby really knows how to fly that thing!
Meta Knight: A Star Warrior can fly anything.Tiff: How'd we get inside Kabu? What happened?
Tuff: Don't you remember? You and Kirby were flying on the Warp Star and you fell off.
(Tiff remembers when a blast from a Destraya chipped off a piece of Kirby's Warp Star and knocked both of them off)
Tuff: We were kind of worried. You and Kirby have been knocked out ever since.
Tiff: But what about the flying fighters that were after Kirby?
Tuff: What flying fighters?
Tiff: What do you mean what flying fighters?
Tuff: There weren't any fighters. We've all been inside waiting for you guys to wake up.
Meta Knight: Tiff, did you really see them?
Tiff: I'm telling you, I saw them, Meta Knight. You don't think I'd lie, do you?
Kirby: Poyo.
Kabu: No, Tiff. It was all a dream. A dream that only you and Kirby dreamt.
Tiff: I don't understand.
Kabu: Tiff, I sent you and Kirby that dream. I have learned from others like me that eNeMeE has been stealing Air Ride Machines throughout the universe.
Tiff: But I still don't understand why you would send that dream to Kirby and me.
Kabu: Kirby must learn to fly not just Warp Stars, but other battle vehicles as well.
Tiff: Well you should be proud of him. Kirby flew those things like a pro.
Kirby: Poyo!N.M.E. Sales Guy: Well, it seems Kirby and his Warp Star aren't invincible after all.
Nightmare: It's only a matter of time before the Warp Star will be ours for the taking. (laughs evilly)


== Cappy Town Down ==
King Dedede: It's a phone.
N.M.E. Sales Guy: That isn't just an ordinary phone, Your Majesty. (Dedede's phone starts ringing with a familiar-sounding ringtone, and Dedede opens his phone to find Kirby and another familiar-sounding ringtone, this one being a remix of the theme song)
King Dedede: Hey, what's that pink stinker doing in there?!
Escargoon: And what's with that annoying music?!
N.M.E. Sales Guy: (laughs) Nobody would ever suspect that you'd use a Kirby phone to call Nightmare Enterprises.
King Dedede: Great idea!
Escargoon: I wouldn't be surprised if we even get stuck with a phone bill.King Dedede: (about the Halberd) Hey, what is that damn thing?
Escargoon: Sire, how am I supposed to know? But whatever it is, I think our friend at Nightmare Enterprises would be very interested in it.Meta Knight: The coming battle may well determine the fate of the galaxy.
Tiff: We can't give up without a fight.
King Dedede: Meta Knight, you's a dirty double-crosser! You've got some nerve building this here battleship in my basement!
Escargoon: And what's with this "fate of the galaxy" mumbo jumbo? You got that helmet on too tight?
Meta Knight: You still have a chance to join forces with us before it is too late.
King Dedede: Lemme see inside of that ship first.
(the door to the inside of the Halberd opens)
Meta Knight: Follow me. I will take you to the bridge.
King Dedede: Yeah, I'd like to push you off one.Tuff: Look who's here.
Tiff: Sergeant Cosmos!
Kit Cosmos: I'd never miss a fight if I can help it. [Meta Knight steps out to greet him] Meta Knight sir!
Meta Knight: What brings you here?
Kit Cosmos: I may be a soldier who's over the hill, but I'm proud to serve one last time, if you'll have me.
Meta Knight: I will.
Kit Cosmos: It'll be an honor, sir.
Chef Kawasaki: I can mess up the mess hall, so count me in too!
Dr. Yabui: You'll need a medic.
Gus: And I've got the muscle to tune this baby up for ya!
Tiff: Thanks, guys! But not all of us can go.
Tuff: Yeah. Somebody's gotta stay behind to start rebuilding Cappy Town.
Professor Curio: Hmmm. We never thought of that, did we?
Gengu: Yeah, I guess you're-- [the area around them shakes again]
Sword Knight: All volunteers on board.
Blade Knight: *mumbling* Help Kirby.Escargoon: Hey, sire. What were you supposed to do again?
King Dedede: I was supposed to plant this here time bomb on the ship.
Escargoon: We weren't supposed to be on the ship, were we?
King Dedede: Aaah! Get me outta here!


== Combat Kirby ==
Sword Knight: Don't worry. She'll be fine. This ship's made to move at hyper speeds.
Tuff: Yeah, but none of us are.Tokkori: Some wormhole. I don't see no worms nowhere.N.M.E. Sales Guy: Our sensors go to have picked up some sort of battleship coming out of a wormhole one light year away. It appears that Kirby and Meta Knight have decided to attack us with their puny little battle barge.
Nightmare: They are growing desperate. They'll realize I have them beaten. I was hoping they'd be foolish enough to attack, so I've prepared a surprise for them.
N.M.E. Sales Guy: The capsule's set, sir. I'll send it on its way. (sends out a capsule containing Heavy Lobster)Chef Kawasaki: Cooking this space food is as easy as boiling water!
Samo: This is the first time I ever enjoyed Kawasaki's cooking.
Chef Kawasaki: Can I boil you some dessert?Dr. Yabui: Rather dull up here. When I don't have any patients to see, I get rather impatient.Tuff: Isn't there any place we can go to get away from you two?
Tiff: I should've guessed you'd try and stow away.
Escargoon: We have a right to be here, sister!
King Dedede: Yeah, this ship was built on my property.
Chef Kawasaki: What are you doing here?!
King Dedede: I'm comin' along to give you all a helping hand! I'm sick and tired of eNeMeE sending me all them defective monsters!
Escargoon: What else can we say? We're disgruntled.
King Dedede: I'm gonna show them crooked creepos that they've done ripped off this here king for the last time!
Tiff: Well we don't believe a word you say!
Meta Knight: Do your duty, Chief.
Chief Bookem: I'm lockin' you up as non-combatant detainees.King Dedede: You ain't nothing but a cheap chizzlin' cheater and now we gonna settle the score with ya.
N.M.E. Sales Guy: Can't we just talk this over?
King Dedede: It's too late! We just found your space fortress and now we gonna make a sneak attack!
N.M.E. Sales Guy: Thanks for the tip off, Big D. (to the other members of N.M.E.) Prepare for attack. Launch all Destraya ships immediately! (signs out)
King Dedede: Hey, that chump just hung up on me!
Tiff: You're the one who's the chump!
Tuff: Thanks to you, they know our whole plan now.
Escargoon: (he and Escargoon are shocked by what Tiff & Tuff just said) That sales guy just tricked you again, sire.
King Dedede: Heh heh heh heh heh! Least I don't have to pay that phone bill.(three Destraya ships suddenly attack the other Destraya ships to everybody's amazement)
Chef Kawasaki: What's going on? They're fighting each other.
Tuff: And they're not attackin' us.
Tiff: What's eNeMeE up to now?
Meta Knight: We are not fighting this battle alone.
Knuckle Joe: (turns on his screen to contact the Halberd crew) Hey, how's it going, gang?
Tiff: Knuckle Joe!
Knuckle Joe: I took over a Destraya and was hoping you'd let me join your party.
Sirica: (her screen comes on as well) Do you remember me? I came along to help, too.
Tiff: Hey, that's Sirica!
Kirby: Poyo!
Sirica: Knuckle Joe and I have become friends now and we're teaming up to help you defeat eNeMeE.
Sir Arthur: (his and his knights' screen comes on as well) And we will be joining the battle as well.
Meta Knight: Arthur, and the rest of the Star Warriors!
Sir Arthur: We were able to raid the fortress and commandeer some Destraya ships. We will clear the way for you to enter the fortress so you and Kirby can challenge eNeMeE.
Meta Knight: It'll be an honor.
Kirby: Poyo.
Knuckle Joe: But right now, just sit back and let us handle that fleet.
Sirica: Now onto victory!
Sir Arthur: Full speed ahead!
(the three Destrayas that Knuckle Joe, Sirica, Sir Arthur and his knights stole destroy the other Destrayas)
Tiff: They destroyed the enemy ships!
Meta Knight: Yes! Now we can enter the fortress. Set sail for liftoff! (the Halberd blasts its way past more Destrayas and successfully enters the entrance to Nightmare's fortress)Nightmare: Heh. It was a mistake to come here, Kirby. As you can see, you and your puny band of Star Warriors pose no threat to me. Challenging me is the last mistake you will ever make!
Kirby: Poyo!
Nightmare: [laughs evilly]


== Fright to the Finish ==
N.M.E. Sales Guy: Hey there! Are you ready to surrender yet, Your Majesty?
Escargoon: You bet we are.
King Dedede: I ain't never gonna wave no white flag!
Escargoon: Forget His Highness. Can you at least save me?
N.M.E. Sales Guy: If you'd like to negotiate, you'll have to speak with my boss. (reveals Nightmare, who hypnotizes both Dedede and Escargoon)Sword Knight: (using King Dedede's cell phone that he dropped to track the signal) The signal's coming from up there.
Gus: Must be the command center.
Dr. Yabui: That's where they control the fortress.
Chef Kawasaki: Hey, let's set up a blast up there and wreck the place. That'll stop eNeMeE!
Tuff: Yeah, but who can do it?
Tokkori: It's your idea, so you oughtta go.
Chef Kawasaki: [gasps]
Kit Cosmos: [laughs heartily] Don't worry. I'm comin' along to provide backup support.
Chef Kawasaki: I wish I never cooked up this idea.N.M.E. Sales Guy: Thanks for the delivery, boys.
King Dedede: I know that voice. You're the sales dude!
Escargoon: We've never actually seen you in person before.
N.M.E. Sales Guy: Well you're in for a surprise. (turns his chair around, and, to the surprise of Tiff, Dedede, and Escargoon, reveals that he has stubby feet similar to other Kirby characters and is only about as tall as Escargoon)
King Dedede: You look a lot taller on the TV screen.
Escargoon: You're almost as shrimpy as Kirby.
N.M.E. Sales Guy: Hohohohoho! I may be shrimpy, but I'm a whale of a salesman. And now, we'll take the kid. (Nightmare grabs Tiff)Nightmare: It's too late, child. Kirby is about to face his worst nightmare...N.M.E. Sales Guy: [evilly laughs] Kirby's falling right into our trap, thanks to you.
King Dedede: Hold it! We've got a problem here.
Escargoon: We could use some refreshments.
King Dedede: Yeah. How about showing us some grinditude with some grub?
N.M.E. Sales Guy: I'm afraid I can't help you fellas. There's no kitchen in the command center.
Escargoon: We'll call Kawasaki!
King Dedede: Oooh! Heh heh heh. (grabs the microphone) Yo, Kawasaki! Whip me up a little something and rush it to me right away!
Chef Kawasaki: Here you go, sire! Liver and spinach surprise.
N.M.E. Sales Guy: How'd he get in here!?
King Dedede: Oh boy! Home cooking! (sits down to eat Kawasaki's cooking and enjoys it) Mmm. This here dish is delish! Go on. Have a bite.
N.M.E. Sales Guy: No thanks, I'm not--
King Dedede: (shoves the liver into the N.M.E. Sales Guy's mouth) You're gonna love it! Heh heh heh heh heh.
Escargoon: (as the N.M.E. Sales Guy turns around, unable to handle the taste of Kawasaki's cooking) Bet ya never tasted anything like that!Nightmare: This is checkmate, Kirby. The game is up!
Tiff: You brought Kirby here because this is where you make nightmares! But he's not afraid of you and your tricks.
Nightmare: We shall see about that! Before this match is over, you will both learn the force of my power. (evilly laughs)Nightmare: He has used up all of his energy. Kirby is now completely helpless. I can crush him with little effort... But first, some fun! I shall enter Kirby's sleep and give him a nightmare, and you can join him. We think you'll find this dream a real scream!Nightmare: (screams in terror as Kirby surrounds him with a barrage of stars from the Star Rod) No! How did Kirby discover the secret? That pitiful little Star Warrior has found my only weakness. I am helpless against the power of the Star Rod!Tiff: eNeMeE is really a living nightmare, so the only place you could beat him was inside a dream. Good work, Kirby! You are the only Star Warrior who gets the secret of the Star Rod and can use it against eNeMeE!Tiff: [About Tuff, Meta Knight, and the Cappies] We better go look for the others now.King Dedede: Heh heh heh heh heh. That liver sure made you shiver!
N.M.E. Sales Guy: (brushing his teeth to get the taste of Kawasaki's cooking out of his mouth) I was completely disgusted!
Escargoon: Now you know how we feel about you!Sir Arthur: Kirby and his crew have actually done it.
Knuckle Joe: I hope they had time to... get away.
Sirica: Good luck, my friends.[the sun rises over the horizon and the people look on at the fully-rebuilt Cappy Town happily]
Mayor Len: Cappy Town's as beautiful as ever.
Mabel: It was hard work, but we rebuilt it together.
Tiff: Everything's back to normal.
Escargoon: Except for the castle... [he and King Dedede look at the still-damaged Castle Dedede] It's still a wreck.
King Dedede: And I ain't even got me a way to order me no more monsters.
Meta Knight: [holds Dedede's cell phone out] What about this?
King Dedede: Ah! Gimme!
[King Dedede turns his cell phone on only to find its monitor all fuzzed out due to the destruction of Nightmare's fortress and the command center that was inside it, and he and Escargoon sigh in sadness. Tiff, Tuff, & Kirby laugh at the two and then look back at Cappy Town]
Tiff: And so Kirby saved the galaxy and proved himself to be the greatest Star Warrior of all... and life in Dream Land went back to normal. But I suppose that with Kirby around, life will always be an adventure. Isn't that right, Kirby?
Kirby: Puuu... Poyo!


== English Voice Cast ==
Makiko Ohmoto (Same voice as the original Japanese version) - Kirby
Kerry Williams - Tiff
Kayzie Rogers - Tuff, Lady Like, Hana, Princess Rona, and Honey
Ted Lewis - King Dedede, Escargoon, Amon, Escargoon's Mother, Crowmon, and Maimaigoon.
Eric Stuart - Meta Knight, Gus, Blade Knight, Coo, Slice n' Splice, and Yamikage
Steve Irwin - Sword Knight
Andrew Rannells - Chief Bookum (75-100), Nightmare, Rick, Benikage, and Max Flexer
Maddie Blaustein - Chef Kawasaki, Gengu, Tuggle, Biblio, Waddle Doo, Mr. Curio, Melman, Hardy, Bonkers, and Chef Nagoya
Mike Pollock - Mayor Len, Samo, Kit Cosmos, and Chef Shittake.
Amy Birnbaum - Spikehead and Mabel
David Lapkin - Sir Ebrum, Dr. Yabui, Mr. Chip, and Dis Walney
Veronica Taylor - Fololo, Falala, Rowlin, and Sirica
Darren Dunstan - Kine and Dr. Moro
Jerry Lobozzo - Chief Bookum (1-75)
Tara Jayne - Commander Vee
Dan Green - NME Salesman and Whispy Woods
Kevin Kolack - Tokkori and Knuckle Joe
Jim Napolitano - Kabu and Iroo
James Carter Cathcart - Sir Gallant
Lisa Ortiz - Buttercup, Mabel, and Lovely


== Japanese Cast ==
Makiko Ohmoto - Kirby, Hohhe, and Rick
Sayuri Yoshida - Fumu
Rika Komatsu - Bun and Iroo
Kenichi Ogata - King Dedede
Naoki Tatsuta - Escargon
Atsushi Kisaichi - Sir Meta Knight and Chief Borun
Yuko Mizutani - Memu, Mabel, Waddle Doo, Lovely, Mini-Galbo, Walky, Phan-Phan, and Devil Frog
Takashi Nagasako - Parm, Mayor Len, Professor Curio, and Beat
Chiro Kanzaki - Lololo, Blade Knight, Kana, and Coo
Madoka Akita - Lalala, Sato, Honey, Iroo's Mother, Princess Rona, Scarfy, and The Twin Nuts
Osamu Hosoi - Gus, Whispy Woods, and Kittari Hattari
Banjo Ginga - Customer Service and Nightmare
Fujiko Takimoto - Tokkori and Honey's Mother
Hiroshi Naka - Dakonyo and Dr. Moro
Isshin Chiba - Yamikage and Monsieur Goan
Kazunori Sekine - Dr. Yabui and Bibli
Mizuki Saito - Gangu and Tago
Bin Shimada - Quixano
Hikaru Tokita - Sword Knight
Junichi Sugawara - Cook Osaka
Kazue Ikura - Broom King
Keiko Yamamoto - Escargon's Mother
Minami Takayama - Knuckle Joe
Kumiko Watanabe - Benikage
Norio Tsuboi - Chef Nagoya
Shigeru Nakahara - Mr. Chip
Shunrin - Lololo
Tomoe Hanba - Silica
Tomomichi Nishimura - Master Bacteria
Yuko Sasamoto - Vee (Princess Rona)
Yumi Toma - RowlinProduced with the participation of
Canada Television and Cable Production Fund
and with the assistance of


== Canada ==
The Canadian Film or Video Production Tax Credit