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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is a reality television program on TLC that features beauty pageant participant Alana Thompson (Honey Boo Boo), along with her mother June Shannon, father Mike Thompson and her three older sisters.

== Season 1 ==

=== This Is My Crazy Family [1.01] ===
Mama: Our hair has always been washed in the kitchen sink.Mama: Please, women that are of voluptuous size, put some clothes on. All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous.Jessica: My mother has told me in the past that if you fart 12 to 15 times a day you can lose a lot of weight, so I think I'm gonna lose a lot of weight because I'm gonna fart a lot.Honey Boo Boo: My mama weighs the most in my family because she's fat. True.

=== Gonna Be a Glitz Pig [1.02] ===
Honey Boo Boo: We're gonna make it a girl pig, so he's gonna be a little gay.Honey Boo Boo: Picking your nose is not ladylike because it's not pretty and it's nasty.Mama: I know some of it is close to expiring, or maybe like fell off the back of a truck but pshhhh, it's cheap.Mama: It's called a "biscuit" because it looks like a biscuit, ya know, it opens up and ummm...

=== She Oooo'd Herself [1.03] ===
"'Honey Boo Boo"': The weigh-in went well cuz Jessica's no longer fat.
"'Jessica"': Thank you, Alana."'Honey Boo Boo"': We put Glitzy on the table and she oooo'd herself.

=== I'm Sassified [1.04] ===

=== What Is a Door Nut? [1.05] ===
Honey Boo Boo:But Glitzy's gonna be my good luck charm.

=== A Bunch of Wedgies [1.06] ===
Chubbette: I don't like being fat.

=== Shh! It's a Wig [1.07] ===

=== Time for a Sketti! [1.08] ===

=== Ah-choo! [1.09] ===
Honey Boo Boo: My mama better stick to couponin' and stay away from the makeup table.

=== It Is What It Is [1.10] ===
Mama: It's so hot out here, I'm sweatin' like a whore in church. I mean it's like.. Man, I'm takin' a bath in my own sweat.Honey Boo Boo I'm. Not. Having. Fun. Climbing. Up. These. Stupid. Steps.Honey Boo Boo: I look like a blueberry in my swimsuit.Chickadee: Ow! I'm havin' a contraction. And it hurts.Honey Boo Boo: Baby Kaitlyn arrived on the biscuit express.Honey Boo Boo: I wish I had a extra finger, then I could grab more cheese balls.Honey Boo Boo: Ain't nothin' wrong with bein' a little gay. Everybody's a little gay.

== Cast ==
Alana Thompson (Honey Boo Boo)
June Shannon (Mama)
Jessica Shannon (Chubbette)
Anna Shannon (Chickadee)
Lauryn Shannon (Pumpkin)
Mike Thompson (Sugar Bear)

== External links ==

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo quotes at the Internet Movie Database
Honey Boo Boo Video Interviews