[<< wikiquote] Curious George (film)
Curious George is a 2006 traditionally-animated film adaptation of the children's stories.

Directed by Matthew O'Callaghan. Written by Ken Kaufman.

== Ted ==
You don't give a monkey a latte!
Okay, fellows, last stop. Everybody off.
Who leaves eight open cans of paint lying around?
George, what did you do?
What am I doing? This isn't a movie, it's real!
Or, at least 10.
It's the same hat! And the same monkey! You followed me all the way from Africa? To play Peekaboo?
Junior was right. There is a parking problem in the city!
Do yourself a favor. You're gonna want to put the cucumbers back on.

== Other ==
Clovis: [seeing the three-inch idol] Ted, I'm not one to judge. But hasn't its size been exaggerated just a wee bit?
Cab Driver: There's no screaming in cabs!

== Dialogue ==
Cab Driver: Where you going, Yellow?
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: Bloomsberry Museum, please. I'll give you 10 bucks extra if you'll stop calling me Yellow.
Cab Driver: You got it, Sunshine.[The kids start talking at once]
Maggie: Children...
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: Okay, you know what? [sees the George Washington statue] His name's Washington.
Kid: Man, that's a dumb name!
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: Then call him George! How's that? Happy now?
Maggie: Oh, I like George.[Ted drives up to the docks]
Ted: [the boat with George in it is already leaving] Oh, no! I'm too late. Or am I? Luckily, movies have taught me exactly what to do in this situation. Kids, don't try this at home. [starts driving full speed toward the pier where the boat left] Here we go! [breaks through the pier gate and goes flying onto the boat] What am I doing? This isn't a movie. IT'S REAL!!! [the car splashes into a pool on the boat]Bloomsberry: We'll be cutting through heavy brush for 12 hours a day.Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: Please, just go! Do you understand?
[George grabs on Ted's leg]Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: His "enormous idol" looks like it came out of a cereal box!
Junior: Wow, that must be a huge box of cereal, or...
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: It's only 3 inches tall!Clovis: I should hope so, because that is a lot of yellow for one man.
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: You see it's... I thought you were color-blind.
Clovis: I can see that.Miss Plushbottom: [singing operatically] Yoooou... aaaare... FIREEED!
Painter #1: Hey, she fired us in song.
Painter #2: It still hurts!Mr. Bloomsberry: [to Junior] Nonsense. We promised the people something awe-inspiring, and we're giving it to them, thanks to Ted and George. [to Ted] I knew you wouldn't let me down.
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: Well, sir, I've got to tell you, I came pretty close.
Mr. Bloomsberry: No, no, Ted, I am so proud of you. You're like the son I never had.
Junior: Father, I'm your son, remember?
Mr. Bloomsberry: Yes, but I had you. [to Ted] Ted, this is amazing.Ivan: [with a thick Russian accent] If I find pet, you are "ewicted."
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: E-what-ed?
Ivan: E-vic-ted!

== Cast ==
Will Ferrell as Ted (The Man in the Yellow Hat)
Frank Welker as Curious George
Drew Barrymore as Maggie Dunlop
Dick Van Dyke as Mr. Bloomsberry
David Cross as Junior
Eugene Levy as Clovis
Joan Plowright as Ms. Plushbottom
Ed O'Ross as Ivan
Michael Chinyamurindi as Edu
Jack Angel as Elephant
Rodger Bumpass as Lion

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