Sex Drive is a 2008 sex comedy film about a high school graduate who goes on a cross-country road trip to hook up with a girl he met online.
Directed by Sean Anders. Written by Sean Anders and John Morris, based on the novel All the Way by Andy Behrens.
== Ian ==
Holy buckets...she wants me to give her the D.
Hey, sir. I've got something yummy for your little girl.
== Lance ==
Who's gonna pound on it? Say it: 'Ian's gonna pound on it.'
I can't believe I'm banging an Amish chick. I mean seriously, what are the odds?
Oh, did you have a moment? A little moment? You're an idiot.
== Rex ==
Which do you like better, the shaft or the balls?...You like 'em both, don't you.
Put a little sack into it, powder puff.
No way. No way my little brother's takin' it in the chili ring! You go and bang a female woman like the good Lord intended. And Ian...fill up the tank, would ya, buddy? Cause it's gettin' a little low.
== Andy/Randy ==
I'm into you, and...I'm hard.
Hey, I was born to fertilize!
Do you have a phone number? ...You don't! Oh, okay.
You should pee on us!
You gotta get the monkey.
Nice hair. It'd look...look better in my crotch.
== Ezekiel ==
What up, English?
I miss sarcasm. It's mostly lost on my people. And gambling... went to Vegas once. [pause] And buttfucking.
== Other ==
Girl at Theme Park: I would've blown.
== Dialogue ==
Randy: You wear thong underpants?
Andy: You want us to take our shirts off?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: Is your mom hot too?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: What's your address?
Randy: You like pizza?Ian: Where do you guys get the confidence to, like, hit on every girl you see?
Randy: Cause we're the shit.
Andy: Yeah, you oughta know that, bitch.Angry Cop: Drop the weapon, donut man! Okay, put your hands on your head! Both hands, asshole!
Ian: I can't move the other arm.
Angry Cop: Who said that? Who said that?
Ian: l can't move the other arm. Sir, I'm not resisting. it's foam, sir.
Angry Cop: The big Mexican won't go down! Take the shot!
Ian: Holy shit.
Felicia: Jesus! Hold your fire! Hold your fire, okay? He is not the bad guy! She is the car thief. Right there. The blond, in a belt for a skirt.
== Cast ==
Josh Zuckerman - Ian Lafferty
Amanda Crew - Felicia Alpine
Clarke Duke - Lance Johnson
Seth Green - Ezekiel
James Marsden - Rex Lafferty
Katrina Bowden - Ms. Tasty
Alice Greczyn - Mary
Michael Cudlitz - Rick
David Koechner - Hitchhiker
Dave Sheridan - Bobby Jo
Mark L. Young - Randy
Charlie McDermott - Andy
Cole Petersen - Dylan Lafferty
Allison Weissman - Becca
Andrea Anders - Brandy
José Duarte - Brandy's father
Kim Ostrenko - Ian's stepmother
Brett Rice - Mr. Lafferty
Susie Abromeit -Tiffany
Brian Posehn - Carny
John Ross Bowie - Dr. Teddescoe
Sasha Ramos - Kimberly
Jessica Just - Lindsay
Caley Hayes - Sandy
Fall Out Boy - themselves
Kyle Gass - Trucker
== External links ==
Sex Drive quotes at the Internet Movie Database