[<< wikiquote] Yours, Mine and Ours (1968 film)
Yours, Mine and Ours is a 1968 film, directed by Melville Shavelson and starring Lucille Ball, Henry Fonda and Van Johnson. Before its release, it had three other working titles: The Beardsley Story, Full House, and His, Hers, and Theirs.
The film was remade in 2005 with Dennis Quaid and Rene Russo as Frank and Helen Beardsley.

== Quotes ==
Frank: [narrating] It was a typical wedding: enemies of the bride on the right, enemies of the groom on the left.Jean: You mean he doesn't know about us?
Helen: Well. Of course he does, Darling!
Jean: All of us?
Colleen: Oh, Mother. That's so romantic! You lied to him!
Helen: I did not lie to him! I just didn't have the nerve to tell him the whole truth!
Colleen: Mmm, I understand! No man wants a liaison with a woman with eight children!
Janette: What's a liaison?
Colleen: An affair.
Janette: That's what I thought.
Jean: Me too.Phillip: I'm legal!Mary: I got there as fast as I could, Sister Mary. What is it this time?
Mary: Why don't you ask Phillip?
Helen: Phillip? [Phillip turns around, revealing a black eye] Darling! What happened?
Phillip: Nothing.
Helen: Who did that to you?
Phillip: One of the kids. [points at Sister Mary] *She* started it. She says I'm not legal.
Helen: What?
Phillip: And Mike isn't my brother.
Helen: Of course he's your brother.
Phillip: Then my name's Phillip Beardsley.
Mary: Phillip North.
Phillip: There she goes again.
Mary: Sister, couldn't you - couldn't you just call him Phillip Beardsley?
Mary: I'm sorry, but the school requires that we use their legal names.
Phillip: Let's go to another school.
Helen: Sister, I, uh... I understand your legal problem, but you must try to understand mine. You see, I'm trying to bring two families together, and this is the first sign that I may be succeeding. So, I really would appreciate it if you'd let Phillip sign his name Beardsley.
Mary: But legally, it's North.
Mary: But it's more important that emotionally, it's Beardsley.
Mary: North.
Helen: Beardsley.
Mary: North!
Helen: Beardsley, Beardsley, Beardsley!
Phillip: Watch out, Mom. You might get a black eye.

== Cast ==
The North Family

Lucille Ball as Helen North (the mother of 8 Kids) from Yours later Joe's mother from Ours
Jennifer Leak as Colleen North, Helen's daughter
Kimberly Beck as Janette North, Helen's daughter
Kevin Burchett as Nicky North, Helen's son
Mitch Vogel as Tommy North, Helen's son
Margot Jane as Jean North, Helen's daughter
Eric Shea as Phillip North, Helen's son
Greg Atkins as Gerald North, Helen's son
Lynnell Atkins as Teresa North, Helen's daughterThe Beardsley Family

Henry Fonda as Frank Beardsley (the father of 10 Kids) from Mine later Joe's father from Ours
Tim Matthieson as Mike Beardsley, Frank's son
Gil Rogers as Rusty Beardsley, Frank's son
Gary Goetzman as Greg Beardsley, Frank's adoptive son
Nancy Roth as Rosemary Beardsley, Frank's daughter
Suzanne Cupito as Louise Beardsley, Frank's daughter
Maralee Foster as Mary Beardsley, Frank's daughter
Holly O'Brien as Susan Beardsley, Frank's daughter
Michele Tobin as Veronica Beardsley, Frank's daughter
Tracy Nelson as Germaine Beardsley, Frank's daughter
Stephanie Oliver as Joan Beardsley, Frank's daughterOthers

Van Johnson as Warrant Officer Darrell Harrison
Louise Troy as Madeleine Love
Sidney Miller as Dr. Ashford
Tom Bosley as Family Doctor
Walter Brooke as Howard Beardsley, Frank's brother
Nancy Howard as Nancy Beardsley, Howard's wife (Frank's sister-in-law)
Mary Gregory as Sister Mary Alice
Marti Litis as Hospital Nurse
Harry Holcombe as Judge
Ben Murphy as Larry, Colleen's boyfriend

== The North-Beardsley Family ==
FrankHelen (2nd wife)Mike (son)Rusty (son)Greg (adoptive son)Rosemary (daughter)Louise (daughter)Colleen (stepdaughter)Janette (stepdaughter)Mary (daughter)Nicky (stepson)Susan (daughter)Tommy (stepson)Veronica (daughter)Jean (stepdaughter)Phillip (stepson)Germaine (daughter)Gerald (stepson)Joan (daughter)Teresa (stepdaughter)Joe (half-son)

== The Beardsley Family ==
Howard (Frank's brother)Nancy (wife)

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