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Troll 2 is a 1990 B-horror comedy movie directed by Claudio Fragasso (under the pseudonym Drake Floyd) and starring Michael Stephenson, George Hardy, Margo Prey, Connie McFarland, Deborah Reed and Jason Wright. The plot concerns a family pursued by vegetarian goblins who seek to transform them into plants so that they can eat them.


== Arnold ==
They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! [fly on forehead] Oh my Goooood!
[after his female companion sips the broth and starts immediately getting sick] What's wrong, what's wrong with her?
[confronting a group of goblins chasing a girl] Let me give you some helpful advice, you... dwarves. Get out of here... or you will be in a lot of trouble.[winks at girl]


== Elliot Cooper ==
[Elliot and Brent laying in bed together] We left in too much of a hurry Drew. Go into town and do the shopping now.
[After being punched in the testicles] What are you tryin' to do, turn me into a homo?!


== Creedence Leonore Gielgud ==
THAT... is ENOUGH!
Aaahhh! Think about the cholesterol! Think about... THE TOXINS...!
What's the matter? Aren't you hungry?
We'll just have to... heat it up!


== Grandpa Seth ==
No! But I know a trick that a friend of mine who went there taught me!
Half man, half plant. A goblin's favorite food.
You start a fire, I'll distract them with this.
That's exactly what happened... with a voracity than has no equal on Earth!
These evil creatures can transform themselves into fleas-and-blood people whenever and however they want.
They can! They CAN! Goblins still exist! Your Grandpa Seth is telling you!
The Stonehenge magical stone... the goblins' magic power!


== Holly Waits ==
Why not? It's what he deserves - a big spanking for a little shit!
But how are we going to make grandpa come?
But how do we get him to come? By having a seance maybe?
Elliot is not my beau! He's my boyfriend and he told me last night that he loves me and that he wanted to come on this trip with me and my family.


== Diana Waits ==
Joshua, start singing. Come on, sing that song I like so much.
[both singing] Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is but a dream...
Good night, dear. Good night, dear.
Michael! Who are the goblins?


== Michael Waits ==
Do you see this writing...? Do you know what it means...? Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!
[reaching for his belt]
Tightening my belt one loop so that I don't feel hunger pains, and your sister and mother will have to do likewise. Okay, Joshua. You wanna get rough with me? You wanna show me that you don't like the choice of this house for our vacation by going on a hunger strike? Well, I'll accept the challenge. But just remember when I was your age, I really did suffer from hunger. We'll see who gets through this, but just remember I've got more practice than you. I'll see you tomorrow.


== Joshua Waits ==
[last lines]
They're eating my mom!
A double-decker bologna sandwich!
What are you going to do to me, Daddy?
I don't feel like singing, Mom!
[singing] Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...
[both singing] Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is but a dream...
We NEED Grandpa Seth here!
You're genius big sister!
Don't tell me they ate him, Grandpa!
You're making a mistake Grandpa. Who said they can? You should of said they could or what kind of fairy tale is it?


== Dialogue ==
Elliott [sneaks into Holly's bedroom]Holly: Elliott! What kind of idiotic joke is this? You scared the shit out of me!Elliott: I'm the victim of a nocturnal rapture. I have to release my lowest instincts with a woman.
 Holly: [Punches Elliott in the groin] Release your instincts in the bathroom.
 Elliott: Are you nuts? You trying to turn me into a homo?Holly: Wouldn't be too hard. If my father discovers you here, he'd cut off your little nuts and eat them. He can't stand you.


== Taglines ==
One was not enough!
Be afraid... be TWICE as afraid!
It horrifies you in your sleep, and haunts you for life.
There's nothing more frightening than a little boy's nightmare...until it turns real.
The original boogeyman is back
Eat before we eat you


== Cast ==
Michael Stephenson – Joshua Waits
George Hardy – Michael Waits
Margo Prey – Diana Waits
Connie McFarland – Holly Waits
Robert Ormsby – Grandpa Seth
Deborah Reed – Creedence Leonore Gielgud
Jason Wright – Elliot Cooper
Darren Ewing – Arnold
Jason Steadman – Drew
David McConnell – Brent
Gary Carlson – Sheriff Gene Freak
Mike Hamill - Bells
Don Packard - Drugstore Owner
Christina Reynolds Cindy
Glenn Gerner - Peter
Michelle Abrams - Wood Tales Girl
Lance C. Williams - Mr. Presents
Elli Case - Mrs. Presents
Gavin Reed - Presents Son
Melissa Bridge - Presents Daughter
Andi Foster - Troll #2 (uncredited)
Patrick Gibbs - Goblin (uncredited)
Paul Gibbs - Goblin (uncredited)
Hermann Weiskopf - Man (uncredited)


== External links ==

Troll 2 quotes at the Internet Movie Database